Work: whelp. I offended a Fox news Republican over lunch today

Anytime anyone ever asks me if im watching something on the tv in the break room because they want to change it: "go ahead, anything but Fox news."

He got mad

hahahaha congrats

you should be proud

"Why not??" "I don't like listening to hateful stupidity, and there's a plethora of other channels to watch." "Jesus Christ." "Jesus has nothing to do with it, really." "God." "neither does God, he doesn't have a tv either."

....oh very well done

I was not going to drop the "I'm not Christian." Bomb

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hahahahaha omg yes, that is beautiful

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Also, weird stories about things either me or my family has done