ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
KIПG DΛD
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
IGGY HE GOTS SOME WORDS FOR YOU
raspberrydrink
r i p
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
words that are probably going to explode in his face and he's going to vanish into the jungle
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
just gonna go be tarzan for awhile kthx
KIПG DΛD
huffs As if Iggy's going to allow that. YOU ARE STILL INJURED YOUNG OLDER MAN
star ☆
mmm whatcha saaaaayy
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'lol'
KIПG DΛD
I was JUST typing about you and how I loved Ardyn's reaction
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
FUCK YOU ARDYN
Maraich
And then Ardyn found a way to break Gladio?
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
/wheeeze
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
poor gladio but i'm laughing
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
sera.exe has also ceased to function
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SCREAMING EMOTES FOR THIS
KIПG DΛD
Gladio may regret using the mask now just a little, hu?
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
rip in rest
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ardyn's not gonna remember shit-all of this so i imagine he's liable to be very confused later
raspberrydrink
here, have some more fitting icons
KIПG DΛD
this will do for screaming, yes it will
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
Maraich
That's what Gladio gets for cheating
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
and here's gladio and ardyn
KIПG DΛD
hahahaha perfect
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
actually...
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Neko....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
what if Gladdy just....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
doesn't come home
Maraich
D:
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
cuddled Prom, went to talk to Ardyn without telling anyone and just... nope
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
nope nope nope noep
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he gonna sleep in a tree
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
anything is better than facing Iggy with that knowledge
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
anything
Maraich
What's he going to do when they search for him?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
not answer his iStone and fucking yell at people
Maraich
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fine track him down. He can't just go play house and pretend like things are okay
KIПG DΛD
you realize if he WILL track you down and he won't sleep, eat or drink until he does
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Iggy's gotten on just fucking fine without him for 9 years
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he'll figure it out again
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he just can't
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he can't
Maraich
But there were hugs
KIПG DΛD
Come Prom, they will find the stubborn lug and bring him home so there can be hugs again
Maraich
Yes
Maraich
He'll be sad if something happens to one of them while he's tarzaning!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but how
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he doesn't know how to live with this information
KIПG DΛD
then they can help him figure it out together!
Maraich
It all starts with figuring out how to make ice-cream, and then eating a lot of ice-cream for comfort
Maraich
Probably also involves lots of hugs
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
not enough hugs in the world for that
KIПG DΛD
what about kisses?
Maraich
They'll have to try to find out for sure
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
maybe? no, probably not
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
gladio gonna need some industrial strength brain bleach
star ☆
ignis you can't just kiss everyone
star ☆
polyamory requires consent
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
Maraich
Would chocobo kisses help?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
right now killing something will help
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's gonna go find a herd of something dangerous to slaughter
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and he's going to be on his knees panting and sobbing by the end of it
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and he's not going to go home
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
nope
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
all the more distressing because... guys he doesn't go beyond the edge of the firelight at night
KIПG DΛD
sighs well, if he is that tired, Prom and Iggy can probably drag him back...
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he hasn't outright said it but he's scared to death of the night
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
so not coming home is like... something seriously fucking wrong
KIПG DΛD
which is pretty much why Iggy won't stop until he finds him. between Prom telling him in the dream world about Gladdy freaking out over daemons and that flashback in the showers? Yeah, Igs has ideas and they aren't ones he likes
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
so yeah... um... I will scratch the previous started I had there lol
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and... idk Iggy how long is it going to take you to track down your raging behemoth?
Maraich
Gotta go hunt down a Gladio
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
especially since no one has seen him
star ☆
........ if you need extra manpower hit your neighbours up i guess
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
that would go over beautifully :|
star ☆
:|
star ☆
knifing a man really just isn't worth it in these parts
Maraich
Does something have to happen to one of them for him to come out of hiding?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if they're tromping through the forest in the middle of the night he will yell at them for being idiots and reckless and tell them to go home
Maraich
HYPOCRITE
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
cataro yumenya idk if you want to be involved in this or if Noctis is napping his life away as usual lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
YEAH WELL HE HAS REASONS
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Fucking go HOME Prompto
KIПG DΛD
I guess how long would depend on how far out Gladio is and how much effort he's putting into hiding
Maraich
HE'D LOVE TO
Maraich
BUT YOU HAVE TO COME, TOO
cataro yumenya
OF COURSE NOCTIS WILL JOIN
star ☆
only the king of kings can save........... his glaive's interpersonal drama
KIПG DΛD
seriously, though, after all Noct's been through, he's probably GLAD this is all he has to deal with
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Honestly Gladio's going to hop through the mana pool and probably head north into the mountains until he finds something to kill
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
preferably a lot of somethings
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and he doesn't want to think about what that says about him kthx
KIПG DΛD
oh goodie. Iggy hasn't spent much time up there. Time to get lost!
KIПG DΛD
I just had the terrible thought that what if Prom and Noct find Gladdy and expect Iggy to have already found him, but Igs is like NO where to be found because he's gotten turned around somewhere?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
at least coming across animals that have been carved in half will be a good indicator of his presence?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
gfdsnjfdjiofkl IGGY DON'T GET LOST
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
stay together you idiots
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or better yet just
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
don't come after him at all
KIПG DΛD
not an option. sorry dude.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if anyone messages him first he'll just say he "can't be there right now"
KIПG DΛD
Igs is just like, I'll get started. Prompto go find Noct and let him know what happened. then he gets lost and hurt and oopsie
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
seriously if Iggy gets hurt because of all this Gladio will just
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
idek he can't deal
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's at max capacity right now as it is
KIПG DΛD
it's nothing! LOL I was going to say, isn't he already in can't deal mode?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's trying to deal
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
this is him dealing
KIПG DΛD
...
Gladdy, you SUCK at dealing
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's usually better at compartmentalizing okay
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
you guys just need to give him some time to reorder his brain
KIПG DΛD
yeah, Iggy knows that feel too and then he came to the islands.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
just put everything in neat little boxes with 3 padlocks each
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and then he'll be fine as long as Ignis never touches him again
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or laughs
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or looks pretty
Maraich
Prompto is probably used to doing a lot of running around considering
KIПG DΛD
ha, like that's going to happen
Maraich
He at least knows the islands pretty well
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
gods Iggy just stop being so godsdamned beautiful
Maraich
Now go home and sleep on a cot
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao he's built at least one bed by now
Maraich
Then they have two spots to bunk together
star ☆
..... does ignis need another Talk
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eventually laurent just sits ignis down like "dude at least three men fiercely and desperately want to get with you can you at least manage your paramours"
KIПG DΛD
Igs is just like "What do you mean THREE? Last I looked it was just TWO'
cataro yumenya
poor ignis is just too fine and too good of a person
Maraich
Paramour hog
KIПG DΛD
Noctis HELP HIM! He doesn't know how to handle a harem! LOL
star ☆
laurent probably knows how to do the paperwork if you need help [fingerguns]
KIПG DΛD
Of course he does
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
idk who wants to start this clusterfuck
KIПG DΛD
Do we wanna start with Iggy asking Prom to find Noct? or do we want to keep them all together?
Maraich
Prompto wouldn't mind too much going around alone because he's been going all over the island the longest
Maraich
Noctis is newer and Iggy was... blind
cataro yumenya
YEAH NOCT IS LIKE........... where is everything. i've been in enclosed spaces for like a year.
Maraich
But he wouldn't want Iggy to get lost
cataro yumenya
TRUE. he'd probably be like "i'll go in one direction, you and iggy go in another"
Maraich
Yeah, he definitely wouldn't want Iggy to be alone, and Noctis is fairly new. Better if they stay together or at least the two of them stick together
Maraich
He's a little bit on the, "I'll just go look around" range because that's what he's been doing so long, he doesn't think much of running around himself
KIПG DΛD
Iggy has no idea why you two are so worried. He'll be FINE on his own. no he won't
cataro yumenya
IGNIS NO
Maraich
BECAUSE THEY LOVE
KIПG DΛD
Okay, so we can say maybe the boys all got the message and gathered up to head out after the behemoth?
cataro yumenya
That works!
KIПG DΛD
all right, who volunteers to be trib-- I mean to go first? LOL
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'm sorry he is so problematic
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he honestly does not expect you fools to come tromping out in the woods after him
cataro yumenya
they love their idiot!!!
cataro yumenya
also i'm fine with whatever order
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
y'all let him run off to fight the blademaster alone, why not let him fight giant bugs and shit alone?
cataro yumenya
because you are in a worse way now!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's fine Noct
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I mean sure his best friend chose trailing after the Big Bad walking plague over him but it's totally cool
Maraich
I posted, you can assume they end up going with?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Also if this is too complicated guys I'm perfectly fine with handwaving whatever y'all need to
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
SINCE I KNOW THIS WASN'T PLANNED
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'm so sorry
KIПG DΛD
bah, you're fine! I can post Igs next if you want?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
go for it?
KIПG DΛD
you has an Igs \o/
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ghusbhjsdmk
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
;~;
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
sorry Iggy
KIПG DΛD
He is worried you bug lug!
KIПG DΛD
<<big lug, but you know what? Bug can work too. LOL
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao please don't call him a bug
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
1 that's weird and 2 that's what we call my 3 year old niece so that's weird
Maraich
Everyone grab a limb and drag Gladio home
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
do y'all wanna do another round before I toss Gladdy in?
KIПG DΛD
Rory can grab his hair and keep his head out of the mud I guess. :-P
KIПG DΛD
Nah, throw him in I say
Maraich
Sure
Maraich
That's fine, too :-P
KIПG DΛD
LOL I don't care either way really.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
kk I'll be a minute
cataro yumenya
\o/
star ☆
at first when i saw the header i thought "there're no big predators on enso though, what's gladio hunting? a fustercluck?"
KIПG DΛD
oh gods, DON'T tell him about them. HE WOULD TRY
star ☆
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
maybe more than a minute sorry guys
KIПG DΛD
don't worry! hugs take your time
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
my girl's having a bad brain night apparently
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but it's too hot for cuddles ;~;
KIПG DΛD
:-( oh no!
Maraich
It's pretty late anyway, no worries
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
okay tag ~
Maraich
Tagged
Maraich
Probably need to get some sleep now
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yeah sorry for dumping this on you guys so late
Maraich
No problem
Maraich
And as always, can poke me if it's my turn to tag.
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'm so sorry Prompto
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fuck I'm sorry for all of you
Maraich
No face pushies
Maraich
He just wants sleep so bad
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
no face pushes
Maraich
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS GLADIO?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
if he pushes anyone it's going to be Iggy
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but last time he did that he got mauled by a firebird
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fine if he has to rage at something it'll be nearby foliage
Maraich
Whyyyy
Maraich
Go to bed
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
you go to bed
Maraich
Gladly!
Maraich
Once you go to bed
star ☆
tucks you both in
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I fully intend to sleep through the hottest part of tomorrow so that's not happening for at least another hour
Maraich
Pff, I meant ingame
Maraich
But I'll be in bed soon irl
star ☆
oh. untucks sera
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
derp maybe I should sleep lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
hah Gladdy is not sleeping though nope nope
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he'll hunker down in his storage shack maybe but he needs to not be near Iggy
star ☆
there're Loner Apartments deep in the forest...... but they need to be climbed into so maybe not
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Laurent wakes up to find Gladio sleeping in a pile of hay in the horse pasture oops
KIПG DΛD
Glaaaaadio stop yelling at the chocoboy!
star ☆
"first of all how dare you sleep on my daughters' porch, break into my house instead asshole"
KIПG DΛD
snickers
star ☆
technically their house is still underoccupied, so gladio could get a space there if that gets him out of the horse pasture
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
the chocoboy yelled first!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and like fuck he's sleeping in Laurent's house
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he'll just stop sleeping, it's all good
KIПG DΛD
pffft... that doesn't work. Iggy's already tried
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
sure it caaaaan
KIПG DΛD
you can try, but when you almost fall face first into a fire because you put off sleep so long your body just shuts down, don't say he didn't warn you
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
preferable to dealing with his problems
star ☆
you'd be surprised how safe laurent's own house is. he's not dumb enough to kill a man in his own house, especially one whose body is too big to move easily
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
hjfdkslf,;alfs
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
thanks Laurent
Maraich
True safety is making sure you're super inconvenient to kill
Maraich
Looks like it's Noct's turn
Maraich
Almost wonder if we should make a plurk for keeping track of this thread
cataro yumenya
I have work so I'll reply when I'm home, sorry guys
Maraich
No worries about it!
Maraich
I mostly don't want to hold everyone up
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I still feel like I should apologize for dumping this on you guys
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'm sorry Gladio doesn't know how to deal
Maraich
It's fine
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
/lays on
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