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WHY ARE CUSTOMERS SO MUCH RUDER ON A HOLIDAY????

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shinotenshi22
I wish I knew huggles

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cuddles you

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I go out of my way to be more patient and polite

shinotenshi22
(I still have no tolerance for incompetance or ignorance, but that's as it ever should be)

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entitlement I presume

sparky ⚡
yeah my guess would also be entitlement

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Because they suck.

Puliway
Oh man wait till you hear my rude customer of the weekend story!!

shinotenshi22
Puliway
: /settles in with popcorn and offers you tea

Puliway
So yesterday, midday, during brunch, this guy walks around the bar towards the back of restaurant- where the men’s room is, and is ...incapable of locating the men’s room on his own?

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So he says something to the bartender, who had her back turned pouring mimosas and doesn’t hear him completely at first

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So she turns around to face him and asks how she can help him-

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Guy responds in the rudest fucking tone- and I’m repeating this verbatim

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“Well you don’t want me to go urinate in the kitchen , DO you?”

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Me and he bartender at this point exchange what the actual fuck looks. Because. What?

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She goes- “ex cuse me sir, you’re gonna do what ?”

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WTF

Puliway
“You don’t want me to go urinate in your kitchen if I can’t find the bathroom”

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.... uhhhhhhhh

Puliway
What kind of Trash person SAYS that in a fucking restaurant in front of strangers, stone cold sober on a Saturday morning?!

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Loud enough for people in a 15 foot radius to hear?

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This is a middle aged, respectably dressed man- speaking to a 28 yr old woman behind the bar, who has just politely asked how she can help him- and she gets this... not trying to be funny, but confrontationally inappropriate one liner

Puliway
What EVEN

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What Possessed this guy to phrase his needs that way

Puliway
So somehow Suzanne managed to point him to the bathroom before wheeling around to me and about three other people with her arms spread and this- DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT? look of grossed out horror on her face

papermint tiger
oh my god

papermint tiger
who even does that kind of thing

Puliway
I mean even if you really had to go, what kind of jackass actually threatens to go pee in a restaurant kitchen if someone doesn’t show him to the bathroom in the next 3 seconds

Puliway
U vile hooman

papermint tiger
go pee behind a dumpster, where you belong

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people are fucking weird and yes, vile

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wtf

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Most of our rude ones are middle aged men or old people, too, and like...

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on holidays, they all act like it's OUR FAULT they are shopping on a holiday?

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They get super upset that it's busy or like... bitch specifically about HAVING TO WAIT ON MOTHER'S DAY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO SPEND MY MOTHER'S DAY LIKE THIS???

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it's weird as fuck

papermint tiger
not to mention the people who get angry you're open on a holiday and you just want to be like 'why do you think we're open now'

papermint tiger
'if you guys shopped in a timely manner and no one went to the store on holidays we wouldn't be'

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RIGHT???

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and there's always someone who comes super late, because they were busy doing shit with their family, you know?

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And then they're like I COULDN'T COME EARLIER, I WAS BUSY WITH MY FAMILY

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and it's past closing time but they want you to help them anyway, or you're obviously cleaning and they want you to hurry to help them, and it's like

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... that's great, good for you, you spent the holiday with your family and now you want me to feel bad for you that you can't get your deli meat?

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-.-

papermint tiger
i wonder if it ever occurs to them that they could go to the store the next day

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I WONDER

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it's just weird as fuck, how much ruder people get

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and it's interesting to note like... who they are the most rude to?

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Like, my male coworker gets way less attitude from customers than I do, for instance

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-.-

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(except like, the customers who call me 'sir', who are almost always nicer than the ones who call me 'ma'am')

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But like, when it's me and my manager working together, we get WAY more shit from customers than when it's me and Travis

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And it's just like... AGGGH

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I really didn't need shit from people on a holiday I already have to work? Jeez.

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IDK Mother's Day is sketchy for me anyway, and then people being rude to me just... ugh.

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But my manager worked with me so I wouldn't have to close alone (she left just half an hour before I did!)

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And I bought marked down strawberry shortcake on the way out

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yay discount treats

sparky ⚡
SACRIFICE THEM TO THE SPIDER QUEEN

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sparky ⚡
better yet they go to the special hell where they have to serve an infinite line of themselves

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I just really like... DON'T GET IT

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Like, maybe I'm naïve or something? Or just too nice?

sparky ⚡
with no manager on duty for backup

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(my coworkers say I am too nice)

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But I just don't understand AT ALL why people care more about their fucking deli meat than human beings?

sparky ⚡
You are incredibly nice.

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I never understand being rude to anyone unless they're like... actually doing something wrong?

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I don't even get rude with people who make mistakes on my orders places, you know? Because they're human beings.

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But people get rude EVEN WHEN YOU DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY

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And it's never the people who just... don't know how to do the transaction.

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I get those sometimes! People who are awkward or just bad at social or don't really know what they're doing, so they'll be kind of weird? And those are fine and understandable.

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But it's the regular customers who are rude who are like... the biggest problem?

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The people who think that because they come there a lot, they shouldn't ever have to wait - even when there's an obvious line - or you should be able to do things exactly how they want them, even when your slicer won't cut that thin without shredding, or whatever.

sparky ⚡
There are people who just. Are kindness vampires who seek to ruin everything good. :|

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