Not often I get angry in this house. I snapped at all three of the other occupants in the house today, and all three of them decided to huddle-sulk in one corner of the couch. Outside I'm all but inside I'm secretly

wait, did your team win or lose tho? why are you angry?

They were running indoor precisely when I said not to Knocked the hallway table, knocked the mop bucket, knocked the sound system.

grown...man...running?

I JUST NEED MAN AND DOGS OUT OF MY WAY FOR A FEW MINS SO I CAN CLEAN

Oh no, that was mastiff LOL

OH

i was like

wtf

LOL

But egged on by the Man and the other tiny dog

She's not.... A good runner. Cos she usually don't. She doesn't have precise motor skills for all those fancy schmancy cattledog manoeuvres. Normal days it's cute. CLEANING DAY, IT'S NOT.

Mastiff in a China shop

at least we know you are safe from mutinies

Too early in the night to tell yet

if they try, they'll walk the plank