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The day you realize that someday, somehow we're going to have to explain the movie "Snakes On A Plane" to history.
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That sure is a day.
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...and also this 
Snakes on a Train (10/10) Movie CLIP - Giant Snake A...
Exacerangutan
i mean
Exacerangutan
//points at modern art//
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Well
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There's modern art
Exacerangutan
Can a urinal be a fountain? I guess. Can you make a movie predicated entirely on one pointless line spoken intensely? I suppose.
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and then there's this 
Snakes on a plane - best scene
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oh no, see
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the idea for the movie didn't even start with that
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that line came even after filming was complete and they had to go back and film it because the internet was all "WELL THIS IS OBVS A THING THAT'LL HAPPEN"
ChickletLARP
I've still never seen it.
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Snakes on a Plane began as a movie called "Venom", which was about one snake loose on a plane
Exacerangutan
really? that's strange, awareness of it certainly seemed to grow in the other direction
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This ws in 1992. Then in 1995, it was revised to be an Aliens style film about many snakes on a plane, inside the fuselage after a mishap
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still called "Venom", wanted by no one. Then Ronny Yu got ahold of it, and changed the name to "Snakes on a Plane"
Exacerangutan
wow it really languished in production hell huh
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and that's when all hell broke loose
Exacerangutan
I guess it's more of a coincidence of money and bad ideas.
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Samuel L JAckson signed on, not having read the script, based on the director and the title.
Exacerangutan
...I feel like it will be the introductory warmup to the history text trying to explain how Trump happened.
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And he was going to quit when they were going to change the title to "Pacific Air Flight 121"
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At this point it was still a normal movie about a mishap involving snakes somehow falling into a plane's fuselage
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BUT THEN THE 000s internet found out about it
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OH BOY DID THEY FIND OUT
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And suddenly they were rewriting the script while filming it, throwing in scenes written based on snarky things the internet was talking about
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including that famous line
Exacerangutan
the collision of bad ideas, money, and internet memes
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pfretty much
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the # of snakes in the plane went from 10
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to 450
Exacerangutan
so, like I said, the intro chapter to How Trump Happened
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MANY OF THEM REAL SNAKES
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(except the ones that came near Samuel L Jackson)
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also, true story, at one of the premieres, someone released rattlesnakes into the movie theater
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It's still not clear if this was a promotional thing or not
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It did get us this music video and the band cobra starship though, so that's cool
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Cobra Starship: Bring It! (Snakes On A Plane) [OFFIC...
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also
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while "Snakes on a Train" seems like it's probably a rip off based on the title
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and that it's an asylum film
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it actually came out first
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and is about mayan curses
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so it's....probably not
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I imagine that it was just retitled for confusion
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and now we all know too much about snakes on a plane.
Tanks4theMemory
"Snakes On A Plane" exists as it is pretty much because Samuel L. Jackson wanted to do something stupid and fun. X3
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Tanks4theMemory
: If not for him, it'd probably just be a dumb movie called Pacific Air Flight 121", a boring movie with ten snakes
Tanks4theMemory
Yep.
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also this looks INSANE 
Snakes On A Train Trailer
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ah, the 2000s
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when you could take the dumbest idea, make a movie and everyone would just be fine with it
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Snakes on a Plane? Fine.
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Seed of Chucky? Bring it
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Every Saw movie? COOL LET'S DO IT
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