bladeosaurus
[Infinity Wars] I can't go until Tuesday so someone come in here right this second and tell me two things please. SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY.
bladeosaurus
who dies and in what order?
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thank u
bladeosaurus
THRILLHOUSE
I SEE U SAW IT PLS HELP
THRILLHOUSE
HI
THRILLHOUSE
let me see if i can recall
bladeosaurus
ROFL who is more important than the order
THRILLHOUSE
ok let me list
THRILLHOUSE
Loki, Gamora - then a whole bunch basically simultaneously
bladeosaurus
FULL BLOOD BATH
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groot, t'challa, wanda, vision, bucky, peter quill, peter parker, drax, mantis
THRILLHOUSE
strange
bladeosaurus
... wait they must remain dead throughout. ALSO IMPORTANT
THRILLHOUSE
no one has come back
bladeosaurus
wow shit
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INCREDIBLE
bladeosaurus
WAIT DO STEVE, THOR AND TONY DON'T DIE???
motherofvermin
right
motherofvermin
I wanted Tony to die
bladeosaurus
not*
motherofvermin
AND YET
THRILLHOUSE
nope
motherofvermin
HE LIVED
THRILLHOUSE
I was waiting for it but they don't
bladeosaurus
I MEAN. Obviously a TWIST is coming but holy shit
THRILLHOUSE
yep it was Something all right
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I even had a feeling
THRILLHOUSE
oh wait, heimdall too
bladeosaurus
im gonna have like 7 feelings probably
bladeosaurus
THANK U FOR UR HELP
THRILLHOUSE
as a tony fan, yes u will
bladeosaurus
tony is my son and i wanted him to die so bad
bladeosaurus
HIM AND STEVE AND THOR. What the hell
motherofvermin
yeah i wanted him and steve to die
THRILLHOUSE
same
bladeosaurus
they just went ahead and killed literally everyone else instead
motherofvermin
right
motherofvermin
i was like "no not these"
bladeosaurus
and clint isn't even in this film, is he?
THRILLHOUSE
he does not appear no
bladeosaurus
the other one i wanted to die
MOVING
i too want clint to die
motherofvermin
same
THRILLHOUSE
maybe next time lads
motherofvermin
i think thor might find dying a relief at this point
bladeosaurus
i cant wait for them to reset time so the survivors die instead or something. (PLEASE LET TONY AND STEVE DIE)
motherofvermin
lol right Tony and Steve are done
THRILLHOUSE
he probably would
bladeosaurus
look there's gonna be a Spider-man 2 and a Black Panther 2, they killed the ones we know for a fact need to return
motherofvermin
yeah, Peter and T'challa at the very least are coming back
bladeosaurus
im looking forward to learning the context of all the terrible things
THRILLHOUSE
I found it pretty enjoyable! hope you do too
bladeosaurus
im prepared
THRILLHOUSE
sorry i forgot sam
THRILLHOUSE
it was a lot
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bladeosaurus
i kept being like "lol what if all of tony's friends die and he lives just like his nightmare in ultron, wouldn't that be hilarious"
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WHAT ABOUT BUCKY? DOES HE ALSO DIE?
THRILLHOUSE
yeah i listed him
bladeosaurus
oh yes, sorry it's a very long list
THRILLHOUSE
yes...
bladeosaurus
so the survivors are like... literally, Tony, Steve, Thor, Rhodey(??), Natasha???
THRILLHOUSE
rocket, nebula, okoye as well
bladeosaurus
oh man rocket
bladeosaurus
im excited i cant wait
baby gremlin
What the heck this list
baby gremlin
I’m totally okay with wanda and vision biting the dust as I’ve never been invested, go off and be boring together in the beyond
baby gremlin
Did they just murder the whole guardians cast haha... except rocket??? Unless forgot to list
baby gremlin
OH NO. ROCKET LIVES
baby gremlin
Man. Antman lives? Why
bladeosaurus
my only hope it's the survivors will die and the dead one will return
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
I just want to say that I am so smug/angry that I predicted Peter's death.
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
I mean, good job, Biz, but at what cost.
bladeosaurus
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
: it's ok he'll come back
bladeosaurus
I can't believe you were right tho
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
They'll probably all come back, it's comic books.
bladeosaurus
I'm excited for tomorrow
bladeosaurus
one more sleep
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
LOKI CAME BACK, WHAT, THREE TIMES? Since his debut?
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
honestly, I enjoyed the movie, it handled sixty different plots pretty well.
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
My theater was drunk af and we all cheered and laughed and cried at the same times.
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
and there was a DISTINCT LACK OF MAN PAIN except for Starlord because Jesus fucking Christ, we had to have a Moment. 