There are no words. Well, no, there are words, they usually sound like 'entitled' and 'men's rights activist', and 'pickup artist', things like that.

Bay Area man says he's innocent of rape because...

Right. Like we'd believe that. Now, the judge? Let's hope he is smart enough.

There's honestly no 'too good-looking to be a rapist' defence that can possibly work.

the cry of the MPA: “But I’m too good looking to be evil!!”

my reply: “I buy razors by the hundredpack. Let me fix that for you.”

ReJenerator : If I could upvote a plurk comment, this would be it.

Mr Volare Thank you.

(that’s not even a lie. I do wet shaving with a safety razor and I just bought 100 blades, should last me a couple years.)

I am SO glad this dumbass fired his attorney to represent himself

Just remind them Lucifer was the most beautiful of the angels

'Lucifer who?'