Listen, here is a thing I need all of you to understand about me.

In your time tagging with me, you might have noticed that I seem to have forgotten you

And I want you to know

from the bottom of my heart

That is the absolute truth.

I have literally forgotten you.

I have opened a tab for you, and left the notif in my inbox and starred and highlighted and used a calendar reminder app

but it's all for naught.

so if I seem to be taking too long to tag you back

please, if you want a response ever

please just remind me

I'm not trying to disregard you, I'm just a complete idiot who has a brain that is completely fucking useless.

I cannot describe to you what living life while forgetting this many things is like, because I genuinely cannot imagine what it must be to retain all that information. What ease you must all live in. What splendor. Imagine if remembering that you need to write a tag were as simple and easy as remembering useless trivia about Pokemon.

That would be amazing.

I have here in my browser a huge number of tabs that amount to a list of "do this tag" which is visible at all times and yet i still forget

it's ridiculous

Here to know this feel. It doesn't get super bad always, but when it does looooooorddddd

I have no object permanence

At least you open the tabs. I don't usually even get that far before I'm distracted and forget. oh, one of those tabs is mine

yes of course one of those tabs is yours

u think i haven't been trying to remember to tag u

for five billion years

I took six billion to tag you first, so

fight me

those tabs

its my life