i dreamed there was some sort of apocalypse war going on? a demon who looked like belial but acted like infinity lancelot showed up on the platform of what looked like the zora research tower from majora's mask sitting a few miles out to sea

he'd come down next to what appeared to be some sort of beached shark creature? i think his landing might've melted it slightly? but he started petting and hugging it like awww it's so cute i wanna keep it and an angel guy fluttering overhead was like [noncommittal shrug] it's not gonna last long but if you want it...

meanwhile some gundam pilots were doing out-of-gundam beach patrols and they saw the enemy and were like !!! everyone back to your bots!!! but it was too late, they were surrounded! so the captain lady (she had a ponytail like monika from the literature club) decided to keep their attention so the rest of her team could get away

one part of the battle involved trying to hurt a giant sleeping pig man creature with a pumpkin alien shaped like a giant slightly-flattened cookie, but hitting the pig with the pumpkin caused the pumpkin to break in half so it probably either died or was seriously injured

i remember something about a room too, but i don't remember what was there? outside the room was an auditorium though, and trump was announcing some sort of dumb contest which he said would be "the last one" and everybody cheered while i kept walking from backstage to the exit (nobody noticed me)

i had something to do but by the time i'd left the building i wasn't sure what it was anymore? also i was now in what looked kind of like a really big high school? there was a cafeteria line in front of this long window that turned out to be selling valentine chocolates, and i was like "! i need to get some! after i finish my chores!"

so i kept walking! until i got to a weirdly spacious public restroom! i walked all the way to what looked like a janitor's closet in the back, and behind the door was nothing but a very small yellow trash can with a flower pattern on it

so i dumped a bag of trash in it! it was just small enough to fit perfectly! then i turned around and went into one of the stalls, only the stall partitions were absolutely useless because they were both too short and too high to prevent you from seeing your neighbor (they were also way-too-large squat toilets)

also i was wearing fuzzy slipper with slippery soles on slippery bathroom tile so basically i stepped in gross stuff...also a middle-aged woman came out of the janitor's closet because apparently it was bigger than i thought? and then auntie donna showed up and i guess everyone in the bathroom was her friends

it was incredibly awkward, partly because she didn't feel awkward at all and cheerfully chatted at me while looking right at me standing in a puddle and i was like "why"

actually the stall partitions might've also been useless because i don't remember there being any doors....

i mean, i actually have seen bathrooms in china with totally-useless stall partitions like this, the one at 老门东 didn't even have a sink