reapsody
Game: start! Meet your lovely (citation needed) host, folks!
reapsody
and also like read the tl;dr i guess
shivorce
wow it's human karkat!
v.
I KNEW IT WAS A CHILD
reapsody
honestly he's voice by michael jones who was better known as "that guy who people think should be karkat's va" so, yeah, honestly
𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓇 💘
oh my god it’s even a karkat-length manifesto
reapsody
kitkat
jowaн тнe andal
michael jones
reapsody
farrah was right 2018
jowaн тнe andal
god dammit
jowaн тнe andal
#please do not fuck the host is the most real shit
human disaster
"why is he unfuckable" "he is a literal child" did not come up until like. last week.
human disaster
y'all.
windborne bard.
BYE
windborne bard.
I HATE YALL
windborne bard.
Omggg
human disaster
ITS IMMORTALIZED NOW
reapsody
jem confirmed for pedophile
reapsody
we're sending tumblr after u goodbye
windborne bard.
Nooooooooo
francy 💘
leave jem alone
𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓇 💘
where are the antis
mars.
OH MY GOD
mars.
I LOVE THIS HOST
mars.
he's cute
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
define cute
human disaster
I'm gonna be honest I picked max as host before I picked anything else about the game because I thought it'd be the funniest thing ever
reapsody
yall we were just cracking up at the last post at everyone cussing out a 10 year old
mars.
the ten year old can take it
Gayple
okay this is better than karkat
shivorce
look
shivorce
if the 10 year old curses, then we can curse back
shivorce
fair's fair
v.
this child legit looks like human karkat im going t odie
Subarashii
I'm laughing that we still dont have beds to sleep in
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
time to break into houses
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
or be like. hobos i guess
human disaster
NO HOUSES U DIE LIKE MEN
francy 💘
there are buses? go sleep in a bus
human disaster
but yeah check out setting! there's two new areas and I didn't put up the maps for them yet because I forgot
reapsody
jes is the first victim
human disaster
I'm gonna. do that
human disaster
THE DESCRIPTIONS ARE UNLOCKED ANYWAY!!!
francy 💘
dw zia i didnt realize i didnt unlock the money prices until literally right after you plurked this so
january
finally i can rest
human disaster
oh my god. yea money's open
CrowsbeforeBros
someone needs to enter I glitterly can't and sparkle like a shitty vampire for the rest of the game
#feedme2k24
this child
reapsody
im crying at madara
CrowsbeforeBros
Sinbad: "Is that you Ja'far?"
wee pincer
there are three types of players
human disaster
he hates them all
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
why am i being called out already
MOVED
Man. I get to join, this is great.
windborne bard.
i did nothing wrong.
jowaн тнe andal
same
francy 💘
im crying
jowaн тнe andal
also just double checking i read it right but the rule book shows everyone's ic profiles?
reapsody
yes!
windborne bard.
jowaн тнe andal
should we do the usual top level for profile responses
jowaн тнe andal
i need noctis to see EXTREME FISHING!!!!!
human disaster
absolutely
CrowsbeforeBros
Sin's gonna be mad at a descriptor
holy shipp
i need everyone's reaction to EXTREME FISHING
francy 💘
the mcdonald's is! except for the mcflurry machine
holy shipp
its always the mcflurry machine
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
now i want an oreo mcflurry
CrowsbeforeBros
man hadn't had the mango-pineapple smoothie in forever
windborne bard.
RAY NO
windborne bard.
noctfish
jowaн тнe andal
noctfish
jowaн тнe andal
i'm laughing
mango diequiri
Hahahaha oh no
WITCH.
can we see footage of max playing the reapers game
vicious mockery
denied mcflurries...
WITCH.
its only fair if hes voiced by micheal
human disaster
max won his game leave him alone
WITCH.
Let's Make a Latte!
this made me look this up again its still funny
teej
max is a+ I love him
teej
also I have to ask for reasons if the sbux has one of those corkboards you can put flyers on
francy 💘
yes
ᴍᴏʙ.
I'm so mad I'm slammed at work and can't play but this is so funny
ᴍᴏʙ.
Also poor taako lmfao
human disaster
max is a bully
human disaster
also please appreciate the soundtrack that this game has :/
"zia they're just twewy songs"
appreciate :/
january
mods! when it says for the clinic to comment only once, does that mean to take only one thing or just no re-looting later?
francy 💘
you can take as much as you want in one comment but for the clinic itself, since it's free except for painkillers, you can only comment once. but in that single comment you can just.... load it up with stuff
francy 💘
if you're unsure of what might be in the clinic feel free to ask in the post but it'll be like. what you would usually expect
january
o7
francy 💘
ALTHOUGH you can keep commenting buying painkillers tho
january
i'm sure some of us are very familiar with mg clinics
francy 💘
ah, yes,
windborne bard.
how many scalpels can we take ;-)
francy 💘
i hate this
windborne bard.
can we take all the knives in the entire game
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
plastic knives from mcdonalds
francy 💘
jem its funny you say that because zia has been on a ban knives agenda since day one
francy 💘
zia: i want knives banned
francy 💘
me: NO
windborne bard.
because her and sipp stole like 30 in yuggoth sooooooooo
windborne bard.
i hope she's ready for junko to rp wolverine with knnives
francy 💘
its what we want
v.
I THINK SOMEONE ASKED THIS BUT WE'RE ALL STILL HOMELESS RIGHT
francy 💘
but yeah just say the exact number of each thing, something like.... going "i want 100 of everything" would make us go "probably not" but. we'll reply to the comment if something is stretching it but we're generally flexible about this
francy 💘
YES
francy 💘
you are :-)
windborne bard.
can i stage a coup for the food truck
windborne bard.
i call dibs sleeping there
mango diequiri
Sleeps in the road ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wee pincer
Sleeps on lenka
francy 💘
ALSO with the clothes stores, you guys are completely free to pick out an entire outfit as long as it fits the general theme of the store
january
also do we have to wait for confirmation from you when we buy stuff or do we go wild after commenting
human disaster
unless it's for the clinic because it's Special, you can go wild
francy 💘
the only other thing you need a confirmation for is if you're stealing
francy 💘
cause there is a possibility of getting caught
human disaster
I'm slowing down on max tags for a bit to deal with the puppy who wants, like, affection and playtime? ridiculous
human disaster
yea! buying stuff is usually "amazing you got it" unless you are out of money
francy 💘
ye. and like stated in the money post, punishment for stealing can range from losing your money to like. getting a hand chopped off so like
francy 💘
shrugs
francy 💘
the more valuable the thing, the higher the consequences are
january
shrugs
january
but ok as long as setz can eat the snack he bought now
ᴍᴏʙ.
What would happen if we tried to punch max
francy 💘
no. hand chopped off. bye
francy 💘
(yes jan)
francy 💘
i hope someone tries to punch him please attempt it
ᴍᴏʙ.
Just kidding surprise me
human disaster
try it
ᴍᴏʙ.
I mean I went first with
ᴍᴏʙ.
Trying to steal his clipboard and hold it above his head
ᴍᴏʙ.
But punching isn't out of the question
human disaster
lmakfg
francy 💘
also belated, the food truck is still there but there's no food in it
francy 💘
so if someone wants to claim it feel free but it's only really big enough to fit two ppl "comfortably"
windborne bard.
or three if we start stacking bodies
windborne bard.
(hungry)
jowaн тнe andal
junko quick establish dominance and pee on it
francy 💘
https://78.media.tumblr.com/72b4b000428ec64e0b2b2403f466a4f8/tumblr_inline_ox7rxwCMJs1sm11e9_500.jpg
windborne bard.
I HATE THIS
Gayple
oh my god, I forgot that Max is voiced by Michael Fucking Jones
human disaster
max the rage quit guy
windborne bard.
there better be a swiss fucking cheese
windborne bard.
or im quitting
human disaster
swiss forking cheese is the pg version fyi
human disaster
anyway also!! dont forget to comment on the money post if you're playing the lottery <3
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
>'it's a human karkat'
me: i bet it's max
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i don't even go here
human disaster
AT LEAST SOMEONE GUESSED EVEN IF IT WASNT A PLAYER
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
>child
>human karkat
WHO ELSE COULD IT EVER HAVE BEEN
francy 💘
zia has been waiting for this reveal for months she was so happy
human disaster
all i knew about twewy game was: it was gonna be based on twewy and max was gonna be the host
human disaster
thats it that was my baseline last july
mars.
I am gonna watch Max's canon now
francy 💘
zia, pitching the idea to us: ok so.... its the reapers game.... and the kid from camp camp is there
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i mean
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
cut, print, sold
human disaster
camp camp is generally pretty funny except one episode that i hate in s2
shivorce
im dying
human disaster
so i approve
shivorce
and i mean that literally cause miki is about to go at him
human disaster
STOP GOING FOR THE CHILD HES ONLY HOSTING
shivorce
maybe the child shouldn't be such a fucking punk
shivorce
anyway if anyone wants to volunteer to stop miki let me know......
francy 💘
no let miki 1v1 the child
shivorce
what a great mod you are
francy 💘
i believe in her
human disaster
let miki try
ᴍᴏʙ.
Miki magnus tried :-( it didn't work :-(
ᴍᴏʙ.
But he learned valuable info
ᴍᴏʙ.
I think every time he shows up Magnus is going to steal his clipboard
shivorce
maybe he just didn't try hard enough?? she can try harder
jowaн тнe andal
marion's always gotta play chars that wanna punch stuff
jowaн тнe andal
first it's glass now it's kids
ᴍᴏʙ.
All he wants is to play monkey in the middle with it
ᴍᴏʙ.
Why can't he just have that
ᴍᴏʙ.
These mods are railroady :/
ᴍᴏʙ.
Also we should just trade partners and have miki and Magnus team up already
shivorce
that would leave taako with inuyasha
shivorce
an unholy trade
ᴍᴏʙ.
But how good would it be they have no fear of death they just punch everything
francy 💘
magnus being like I MEANT TO DO THAT :/ is so funny
ᴍᴏʙ.
To be fair it's definitely true he did it to see what would happen
ᴍᴏʙ.
He just put 0 seconds of thought into it
human disaster
see what you need to do is play keep away with max himself
human disaster
:/ he was picked up earlier!! he just protects himself from violence!!!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
Hmm ok
ᴍᴏʙ.
Gotta test the limits of what is allowed
ᴍᴏʙ.
By senseless bullying
human disaster
this seems like a mistake that i definitely approve of
vicious mockery
wow planning 2 trade partners already :/
vicious mockery
two betrayals in one day i see how it is magnus
vicious mockery
its fine this is why friends are for assholes and you cant trust anyone
human disaster
#trust your partner* :/
human disaster
*some restrictions may apply
villanelle.
oh yeah are we allowed to edit profiles? i forgot to add a small detail onto mine
francy 💘
I’ll say this should be your last day to make any necessary edits!
villanelle.
ty
v.
At least the thing Marion's punching this time isn't my character
windborne bard.
or a glass wall to cause collateral damage
human disaster
yet?
human disaster
guys, there are so many days left?
francy 💘
i know this game is gonna end week 2 but come on
human disaster
stoop
francy 💘
you're right. week 1
january
well going by our history the game has to end 1-2 weeks after sarah dies
january
sarah's dead now so chop chop
francy 💘
honestly that's true? sarah is our gauge for how fast a game goes turbo
human disaster
sarah better fucking live
wee pincer
mango diequiri
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
I mean y'all can stop talking about me like I'm dead for one
wee pincer
Im the dead one!
wee pincer
I picked up the murdergame host!
human disaster
he didn't kill him? it's fine? he's just on the shitlist
wee pincer
...that's gonna be a big shitlist, i hope
#feedme2k24
the shitlist is just the status page
human disaster
undine is the only one not on it
human disaster
right now :/
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
undine is so pure
WITCH.
monika hasnt done a single thing frankly?
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
actually mods quick question is it week 1 or week 0.......
francy 💘
week 0 is tutorial week
francy 💘
so thats the week we're on
francy 💘
so you wont be filling out the cr chart until next sunday for week 0
windborne bard.
can i get a head start now
windborne bard.
i have a lot of shit talking to do
jowaн тнe andal
might as well considering you won't let junko live past week 0
francy 💘
rip
ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
ah okay gotcha! I was confused
windborne bard.
true....
francy 💘
but yeah just go by the header in the posts, they'll always say what week we're on
vicious mockery
two days into the game: already bullying children
vicious mockery
this is fine
human disaster
i cant believe i had to fine you guys
hh ♫
late to the party can newt fix the mcflurry machine
hh ♫
shibuya needs icy creams
sleepy time gal
please mods im begging u, give us the ice cream
human disaster
newt you can't go behind the counter and fix the machine for the employees
human disaster
thats weird.
hh ♫
as if he has any qualms over being a weirdo
mango diequiri
do it newt
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