Satan's Seatbelts: the ones that lock the second you move forward, no matter how slowly or gently you do it

and then when you move back, it locks progressively tighter and tighter the further back you lean, until you finally have to undo it, let it retract all the way back in, and then buckle it normally again and hope you remember that you can't actually lean forward in this vehicle

y e p

oh my god, this

I believe in seatbelts, I want to wear seatbelts, I always buckle up

this is the one thing that will make me not wear my seatbelt

haaaaaate those so much