so there I was, minding my own business, when I hear a crash in my brother's room.
I go inside, and what do I see, a freakin' cat staring right at me

I was like "What." it was like "What." and I chased it downstairs and I opened the door but he was like "Fuck your open door to the outside, I don't trust you" and I was like "Don't be such a little bitch" but he ran back upstairs and disappeared.

so it might have left already through the same hidden path it came inside the house.

...how the fuck did it get in though

it was kinda cute, though. It went up the curtains trying to escape and I was like "fuck you, why are you looking for an open window WHEN I OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR FOR YOU"

!!!!!

why? because cat

it's a cat not a cant

anyway, after exhaustive checking of each window and hole, we can't find where he could have sneaked in so the likely possibility is that he sneaked in when my parents left earlier in the morning and the screen door was still open

fuckin' ninja

it was one of those usual street cats. alternating white and grey/orange fur

calico! lucky!

calico! its female