raspberrydrink
What you deserve to know or not won't change what I'm allowed to give you. Does chattle deserve to know what day it will be eaten?
Maidstrong
please do not vore us Xander
raspberrydrink
his xander stop referring to your old friends as licestock
raspberrydrink
live
raspberrydrink
Xander vore is probs a thing in AL fandom
raspberrydrink
we keep coming back to it
siwas ✨
Maidstrong
I hate that it's likely it is
Maidstrong
aliens love their vore
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
so do humans honestly
raspberrydrink
why doesn't the overseer just EAT the smaller ones???
Beans
mmmmmhate it
Maidstrong
a specific type of humans liek vore
Maidstrong
*like
ʙᴇᴄᴋs。
HIKIKOMORTIS
Someone stuff an apple in Xander's mouth.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
gotta fatten him up
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
give him apple cider for my sweet sweet airleft callbacks
Maidstrong
jesus no
Maidstrong
i stg
Maidstrong
...do you know what the awful thing is tho
Maidstrong
if Xander did a livestock analogy to Jane she'd fire back with Parks and Rec trivia
Maidstrong
tell him about ron swanson killing his own livestock pets for his birthday dinner
Maidstrong
"they probably knew they were going to die":
raspberrydrink
bless
Maidstrong
and then asking him if he could eat all the bacon and eggs in Fourt's
Maidstrong
challenge him to a breakfast food-off
Maidstrong
it would not end well
Maidstrong
there's no point to this
raspberrydrink
he'd probably get so sick
Maidstrong
they would both be sick
Maidstrong
eeeey
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
oh my god
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
killed the overseer with food
Maidstrong
shit you figured it out
Maidstrong
that's the last case
Maidstrong
Jane killed him with a dare, shit
Beans
eat off. winner gets to leave the space mall
Beans
they both lose
HIKIKOMORTIS
All that cholesterol....
HIKIKOMORTIS
But man, eggs and bacon are good
Maidstrong
immediately afterward, there's a pause and voiceover: this is when i realized this was a terrible idea
Beans
"Hi, I'm Jane. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation"
Maidstrong
yes
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