All my interactions with customers today are a giant PLEASE LOVE ME!

My only stat that currently sucks is my customer surveys. SO LOVE ME DAMMIT.

You found your missing phone? I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY LET ME BE SO EXCITED FOR YOU SO YOU WILL LOVE ME

Oh please. Youre adorable. People would need to be crazy to not like yo- /realizes this is about people who call into call centers.

FUCK

Normally my surveys are good, but it's harder to be charming in French

god I feel this

I hope my last caller gets a survey. he called about a notification on his phone and I wound up saving him ten bucks a month on his plan