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[D&D] Dad shut the fuck up
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He's trying to be IC and shit
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it's annoying as all fuck
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omg no I don't want a map
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Luckily I asked my Dad to stop the chatterbox million miles an hour motor-mouth
Luckily I asked my Dad to stop the chatterbox million miles an hour motor-mouth
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Oh yay the dwarf was funny
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And now Moosey's bard is telling a joke
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And then everyone's pedantic about it 
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and Moosey is just facepalming
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
roll for initiaative!
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Kyle made us stop to look for a fist-sized rock
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He got a 1
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he couldn't find a rock
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He did it again in an hour and I was like "I wish I had my shield T_T" and put the rock in his pocket
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Moosey's bard is now performing a song about it
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rofl
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Moosey and I have elf siblings and the paranoid dwarf who insists there's thousands of goblins waiting to murder everyone around every corner said not to sleep at night because that's when goblins are active
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But we only have 4 hours of dazing out/meditation
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so we're taking shifts to let the normies sleep
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Moosey: "WE'RE VOTING GAUNTLET-ING THIS! TAG! 
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lmao my paladin chopped off the top of a small tree with a critical miss
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my Dad: It is weeping and is not friendly toward you 
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loool
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that sounded fun
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It was ^^
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Once we got out of the guild hall we started at that we WENT BACK TO THE BEGINNING with /sob sob
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And Kyle fell asleep at the end and Moosey's all cute and protective of him just like "HE WORKS HARD ALL DAY MAN AND HAS A REALLY LONG COMMUTE!!!"
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Very cute when sleeping too
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Also I feel like I was run over by a ruck
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tuck
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truck