Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Going to bed thinking about shapeshifter-coeurl!Nyx and him just catflopping in the sun during training breaks and napping every available moment.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Merry Christmas
sAlty
CUTE
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Using people as pillows
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
You can't move him, it's illegal
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Imagine him purring, you guys
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He's not a small man. Just a deep chested rumbling motor.
kikibug13
And now Nyx is Regis's favorite
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
NCKABDUSBDUDKZIBZ
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
sir please
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He's not anyone's favourite
kikibug13
Wrong
kikibug13
Regis likes coeurl kits
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
kikibug13
Just saying
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
God, how embarrassing. Nyx gets waylaid by a perfect beam of sunlight on his way to somewhere else and cutting through the gardens and...surely no one is going to notice if he just...stops for a five minute nap....
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
two hours later...
kikibug13
/giggles
kikibug13
Now go do a nap
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Woken up by an amused and marginally concerned King
kikibug13
Well yes
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Naps are good. Gotta be up in three hours for food.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
But galahdin coeurls....
kikibug13
kikibug13
They will still be there for scritching later
kikibug13
Crowe a feral coeurl
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
headcanon: galahdin coeurls are the meowing type of bigcat
kikibug13
Ha
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Just imagine one of them burrowed in a blanket, Done with the day, and meows in response to the other approaching.
kikibug13
Weh yes
sAlty
omg
sAlty
Luna wants to pet him
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
sAlty oh no! Pls pet him. He'll rumble at her and probably just be laid out by contentedness
sAlty
belly scratch
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
vibrates
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
It's super gd effective. He is down for the count to do with as she pleases
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆ this is what happens when AUs happen. I get consumed.
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
...Cor might be persuaded to pet. Maybe. With effort. Not that he will admit.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Poor Nyx when he first gets to Insomnia tho. It's so loud. There are approximately five million more people than he was used to at home and there's no dirt under his proverbial claws. Just gleaming metal and cold smells and all. the. goddamn. people.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He's still shell shocked from the attack and can't process. Probably on something to keep him calm those first few days anyway just as a result of being a survivor to begin with. And it helps at first. But when it wears off and he's fine and started on the various hoops to jump through for citizenship and military training and all that it's just overwhelming
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆ what if Nyx is sleeping and purring and totally isn't gonna know if he does but look at how cozy and warm the man is
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
beware of light sleeping with casual naps, but please imagine the disturbed cat noises Nyx could make when touched
sAlty
Luna is so touch starved she would have so much fun with him
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
;n; be prepared for an obnoxious level of affection, Luna. He'll occupy your lap at every opportune moment
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Me: Man, I love shapeshifter headcanons. Shapeshifters are so badass.
Also me: But what if just giant dumb cat though.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Headbutts and refusal to move when comfortable and the undeniable urge to swat at anything that wiggles in his peripheral vision. All the worst best cat habits
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
The zoomies though....
sAlty
I'm sorry I turn everything into dumb fluff but she'd love her fluffy big cat so much even if shed be quite flustered too
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Restless energy at night and the ability to warp continuously sounds like the worst combination
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
Cor: .... waggles string near Nyx whenever Nyx annoys him
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
sAlty omg she's so cute??? He'd plop next to her and cheekrub at her shoulders when it's quiet. Or tug her into his arms and just purr relentlessly until she relaxes from whatever stress she built that day
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆ shit /swats at string
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
Cor: smirk
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Only downside is he has fingers so catching it would be far easier, but gdit Cor! Stop that!
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
Ah but he has to catch the string from Cor~
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Don't underestimate him! He won't play your evil games......for longer than like five minutes
(^・ェ・^))ノ彡☆
Cor: just shakes more string
sAlty
CRIES no that's so cute?? she keeps him nearby to pet him in stressful moments, the emotional support Coeurl
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
grumbles in irritation as he instinctively grabs for it every single time
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
The big dumb cat thing is a super effective deterrent for people who find out what he is and think he might be dangerous.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
How can a man this ridiculous be anything to be concerned about?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Answer: try him and find out
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
...all of the head scratches
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
The head scratches would be the ultimate trust goal tbh. Once you've reached that point you know you've Made It with his friendship link
sAlty
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
But Tifa has fed you so much and gave you so many smiles
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Pffft Tifa made it years ago
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Well good cuz she would've been sad if she didn't
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Big cat Nyx is still so good
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/yawns and reluctantly gets out of bed
kikibug13
Regis: /lets the big cats lounge in peace in the Citadel garden because a. dirt and b. no people
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Your Majesty.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Man, those uniform jackets are a bit of a godsend when they're out deployed on them full moon nights and get to hide partial shifts with those tight af clothes.
kikibug13
Aww
kikibug13
But yes, they get access to the garden
Patrol duty.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
This is why Nyx doesn't wear socks with his boots!!
kikibug13
Clearly!
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
So he can sneakily slip his foot out when no ones around and just feel the earth.
kikibug13
Yep
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
This doofus
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Not to mention those Glaive battle masks...
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