ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
Did rebels get paid? If they did, he doubted it was very much HUX
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"WE LIVE ON SPITE.......and beans"
hebe
well is he wrong?
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come here let me hold u
hebe
loool Ren you love your catty ginger
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
bodhi: /checks his pockets
CRAP... i just... forgot my money. at home.
hebe
loool that's what he thought
hebe
you can't pay for glassware with spare change
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
there's no rule that says he cant look okay
hebe
he'll give you a couple dollars to buy something more in your price range <3
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
hands him a dollar bill here get something nice
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
WOW maybe he could get a whole soda with that!!!
hebe
MAYBE
hebe
and y'all say Hux isn't generous
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hux is fucking minted right now, he is very good at his job
hebe
pats Bodhi's cheek all don't spend it all at once
hebe
yeah Hux excels at being an asshole, who knew
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
such a kind hearted, giving and misunderstood soul
hebe
he's a sweetheart
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
Heroics is for the good of all, not the good of the self.
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
AKA: Suck it, Hux.
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Oh my god
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HUX
hebe
so....basically the resistance/rebel alliance doesn't offer benefits
hebe
at with the FO you get full dental and vision
hebe
decent retirement plan
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
you know if kylo doesn't murder you
hebe
pretty much
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Decent retirement plan is phasma and airlocks - right?
hebe
yep
hebe
pretty generous
hebe
I mean good luck getting pay raise in the rebellion
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LOLOLOL
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
Full benefits package in the Empire: only as good as long as you managed not to get strangled.
hebe
isn't that like working retail now? loool
hebe
it's a decent deal
hebe
and I feel sorry for the poor guy doing paperwork
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
as a retail worker, can confirm that
hebe
I worked at a call center, would have preferred working with Vader
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
I'll take my chances with Vader.
festive froda
lmaoooooo
ีแด‡ีชั”ีผิตวŸส€าฏ แฐแดœษพีช
vader every time over customer service
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at least you know what you're getting with vader
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you cannot predict the crazies in customer service
hebe
agreed and boy are there some crazy ones
ีแด‡ีชั”ีผิตวŸส€าฏ แฐแดœษพีช
kylo is fucking unpredictable man
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I dunno, I think kylo might be worse than customer service
hebe
looool yes....
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ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
ugh yeah so where do I sign up to work for Vader?
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
.... imagine kylo working customer service though
hebe
imagine Kylo just having to call customer service
hebe
having to get through the automated prompts
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I've not played that one out. I've played out Kylo trying to deal with his card being declined at Denny's?
hebe
'I WILL NOT PRESS 4 YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW OR I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE' 'sorry, I did not catch that..."
ีแด‡ีชั”ีผิตวŸส€าฏ แฐแดœษพีช
it was awesome. hang on
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bakerstreet | THE DENNY'S MEME this was actually my first outing with kylo lol
hebe
omg that's hilarious
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early!ren is a lot more verbose, I think I have a much better handle on his voice now! but i still love it lol
hebe
loooooool
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
I can totally see him causing a scene like that
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and then demanding more pancakes?
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