so the "Mysterious Boom" happened here today. It honestly sounded and felt like it was right above the roof. But how did it happen like that, that intense across so many counties at the same time.

Reports of loud boom pouring in from Tampa Bay area ...

just going to pretend that it's someone fixing the alternate reality issue we're all having where Trump is president, and maybe we can all end back up in the Berenstein Bears one.

Where someone, anyone not trump is president.