
bladeosaurus
Hey Canadian friends, the entire retiree population of your country is at this hotel and I am now friends with all of your parents. They told me to ask you why you never call.

DR. MEGANE
Ha! But are there Asian retirees there

bladeosaurus
YES. A few. I saw a nice lady wearing khaki shorts and struggling with a spiral staircase. it's only one floor so I guess she thought using the elevator was too lazy.

faebruary
Oof. Too real.

faebruary
My mom's great but she'd totally complain about that to strangers, happily

bladeosaurus
the beach is very nice tho. even if the sand quality is awful.


ʜᴀɪʟ ᴍᴀʀʏ
anyone said sorry to you yet

bladeosaurus
yes, I bumped into a guy at the elevator. everyone apologized