Best way to start the day: Having the subway train you're in slam to a stop in the middle of a tunnel and start smelling smoke.

D:

Quick update: Did not die in a train fire

Lame

Jabbers : The only way that would happen is if I watched you burn first

Or if I was driving the train

Because, as with most things, you probably suck at driving trains

You know it

I was just going to suggest that Josh might be involved, but you beat me to it.