my hotel room has a very interesting view

mom wants you to know that if you're going to be her daughter-in-law that you have to never ever ever let her eat something that spicy again

h e h

I'm so sorry about the chips

are you thinking arbys....

or sparbys...

do you understand the light above it?

I was more going for the Airlocked reference, but the Welcome to Night Vale reference is appreciated.

what chips were so hot

I let her try my spicy spinach cheese dip.

sounds like I'd love it lol