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[NSFW] NinjaCon stuff. Yes I'm still thinking about this
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So we've established that ninja magic runs on orgasms
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Either the caster's or the target's
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But I don't think I've established what ninja magic does
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Because I'm really not sure
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It's probably something kind of big
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Since the set up takes some time
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I mean Yui can probably finish herself off pretty darn quick if she needs to but
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You can't rush if you want to get the best results
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So SOME POTENTIAL SPELL EFFECTS:
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- Mass sleep
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- Giant energy explosion
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- Super mode
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- Astral Projection, mostly for intel gathering.
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oh that's good
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But I would not be opposed to using it to like get into someone's dreams and do some mindscape screwing around.
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Literal dream sex
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Oh teleportation might be a thing
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Yeah I like that
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As an escape method if things go bad or if the mission is complete but you're deep in enemy territory and don't feel like sneaking your way out
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Or as a surprise attack method
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You could probably bring some people with you
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So YOU might be all blissed out but your friends are ready to kick ass and you'll be good to go in a minute
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Have a hidden masturbator ready to teleport you out?
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Or just whip out a vibrator and do yourself while continuing to fight
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difficult
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but not impossible
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the quality of the orgasm determines how far and how accurately you can teleport
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And of course, Yui already uses sex as a crucial component to making her portal paint
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YUI STUFF:
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- I think she knows sign language not because tentacle beasts can't hear through the portals she makes
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but because tentacle beasts just
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don't have a sense of hearing
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it can feel her heartbeat
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yes VERY good sense of touch
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but not really hearing
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They can see though. They have eye-tentacles
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"Eric they live underground this makes no sense" too late
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they have eye-tentacles because of their ninja contract
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Yui's favorite sex act is getting lifted into the air by tentacles and fucked to exhaustion. her favorite sex act with humans is watching a boy completely lose all capacity for logical thought from her sucking his dick
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But she'll try damn near anything because variety is the spice of life
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Are there canadian werewolf ninjas yet?
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There definitely can be
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Shit you can do to someone else by making THEM come
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- Hypnosis/mind control
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- If you both climax, maybe some kind of mind meld thing that lets you steal secrets from them?
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Tetsutako's Wriggling Prison technique is an area attack in which a bunch of tentacles grab at every foe in range and also grab one of her teammates
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Sexygrab one of her teammates
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Say it's Yui. The gripping power of the tentacles is charged by how many times they can wring an orgasm out of her
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So you get one person working the technique with a clear head and one person charging it by being fucked silly
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Ooh
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So as long as she can keep coming, she can keep the bad guys trapped for longer.
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Explains why this clan prefers kunoichi, at least...
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I literally didn't know what Kunoichi meant until now
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But yeah there's probably a slight bias towards girls in the Octopus Plan
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Clan*
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More orgasms and faster with them. Though male ninja can probably take drugs to reduce their refractory period.
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There are meditation techniques
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But yeah just due to biology dickhavers tend towards slightly different tactics
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Focus on using more powerful spells more tactically
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joke about gluing enemies to things like Spider-Man's webs redacted
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It's a legitimate strategy!
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Here are some PB options for sexy ninjas
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Sadly, all girls.
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Misakura Julio
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unnamed ninja
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Aditya Ikrangeara has only 4 pics but damn
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Kamori Sayaka
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Kohaku (no relation)
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Various. You could probably put something together out of those
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More Various
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Enjou Sakuya
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Not a bad spread I just wish there were literally any sexy dude ninjas there
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I want to be fair here
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I'm coming up with a plot
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...would this work better in FATE or Valor
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Fate seems more conductive to, like, hit and run ninja tactics or knockouts by orgasm
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Wow erotic tabletop
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I think FATE might be better
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It has less tactical depth than Valor the tactical combat wouldn't really be the focus of a NinjaCon campaign
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But the tactical combat*
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But like
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If there was a sexy tabletop campaign running with a GM and Players that I knew wouldn't be weird about it, I would definitely consider joining
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I would be willing to do, like, a oneshot and see how it goes
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Yeah it's very possible that would just be Too Weird
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I definitely don't wanna commit to doing a full campaign until I know how weird it'll get
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but I do have a ninjamystery I want to be solved
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Well count me in. Yui will get to the bottom of this no matter how many people she has to have sex with to do it