I have to get this thought out of my head or I’ll go insane
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[nsfw] I have to get this thought out of my head or I’ll go insane
I have to get this thought out of my head or I’ll go insane
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We’ve done battle academy harem, we’ve done isekai, we’ve done magical girls a few times and fantasy a few times
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Cyberpunk, mecha...
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And always gone about making those casts less creepy and stupid and more feminist and inclusive
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Let’s push this trend to its logical conclusion and tackle the last and most powerful bastion of gross anime
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hentai
izzy.vrm
uh oh
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My initial pitch is a clan of sexy ninjas in the modern day that run a cafe or something as a cover for their operations
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ah, like la blue girl
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But they have a tentacle monster ally that they can summon to help them out
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Either by non sexily attacking enemies
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Or by powering up their ninja magic
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why are we being non-sexy eric this is a hentai
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In exactly the way you’re imagining
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in the far distant future of 2024
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ninja battles have caused much destruction and strife
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Because we’re not ignoring consent and being sex positive
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so the ninja clans signed a pact
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No rape
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and instead of fighting to the death with each other
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they solve most conflicts by fuckbattle
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Important: gotta have sexy dudes. Not just sexy girls
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they can have actual fights if they decide not to fuck I guess, they cant always be up for it
izzy.vrm
can we have sexy NB people
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Yes
izzy.vrm
sexy gays without fetishising the gayness
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Obviously
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to the extent that we're not fetishising anything
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this is a hentai
izzy.vrm
asexuals who are not vilified for being asexual
izzy.vrm
well yes, but like
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it is not Gay Fantasy i.e. unrealistic gayness meant for the consumption of the audience left out of the gay relationship
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The boss is ace and just hangs back and issues orders
izzy.vrm
like yuri relationships meant to entice dudes or yaoi relationships meant to entice girls
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nah she can be in there
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she's powerful because she's immune to enemy wiles
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I mean
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she doesn't participate in the tentacle chargeup but she doesnt need to
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There will be hot girls fucking each other
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she's very tough
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That’s also good
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Okay ironically I’m making this nsfw plurk at work so off I go but keep being responsible perverts in here so I can have entertaining reading when my lunch break comes around
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her name's Tetsuko or something
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Heh. Comes
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she's in the background during sex parts eyeballing the goings-on and offering tactical advice
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Tetsuchou, this isn't a real name but these are anime ninjas
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Concubi will have a field day with this setting
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"I thought you were a succubus?" "Nah not always I'm a switch"
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Also: the fearsome Bronzed Body technique, with which one can use thier skin as armor and also flex right out of their shirt
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I think most secret ninja techniques involve getting at least a little naked
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Tetsuchou's signature move is releasing her nipple piercings, which are little butterfly-shaped drones
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Specifically flexing out of your top: not just for the dreaded Bara Clan anymore
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the bara clan is pretty much
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Hmmm, I've had a question for a while but the NB point up above reminded me
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alex louis armstrong but dozens of him
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I've seen the argument that futa fetishizes trans, and I don't think that's universally true.....but how would you feel would be the ideal way for them to portrayed in hentai?
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what's the protagonist clan gimmick, we should have a gimmick
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(largely it depends on the artist and the studio, their portrayal, Futanarun uses them as an uncommon third gender)
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Also, more on topic, I'd legit love a less rapey sexy combat thing
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maybe not ninjas and more.....sexlympics?
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(again, I've seen a few doujins field this, but I want to see more of it)
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we're ninjas now
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I think it's like chuunin exams
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(I'll stop tangenting now)
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the ninja clans get together every now and then to display their powers, but obv. killing each other in a friendly competition isn't kosher
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so the hosting clan sets up a range of fucktrials to defeat
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there's usually a tournament part
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the objective is to get your opponent to come first
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everyone who signs up for this is generally up for whatever might happen in a sex tournament
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there's always the option to tap out and surrender if they decide they really don't want to face the puppet master ninja and his creepy anatomically correct dolls
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Maybe our clan gimmick is having a summonable tentacle monster in the basement of our base
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We’re the tentacle clan
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The monster is totally a character, btw
MundersOWundus
I just had an image of the Great Clan Octupus, sworn rivals of the much less fun Crane and Scorpion, and had a giggle
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I’ve got a ninja who doubles down on the tentacle theme.
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She has a special paint where if you apply it then the monster can use that surface like a portal
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So she just paints herself
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And goes on missions in the nude
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nothing but sandals and a belt
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And a mask
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Any self respecting ninja has a mask
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Sometimes she has a sports bra to stop her boobs from swinging around too hard but somehow it always ends up coming off
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It’s the weirdest thing, you know?
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Oh right also they don’t run a cafe they run either a strip club or an adult video/toy store
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That feels like a gimme
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Leaning towards video/toy store
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I’m going to tentatively allow futanari
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Maybe as just like
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A spell that temporarily gives a girl a penis
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That feels to me like the least problematic way to approach it but I’m interested in other opinions on the matter
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Tentacle ninja uses her powers to climb stuff like Doctor Octopus
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And also to masturbate
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She regularly just goes and hangs out with the monster
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Hang out/have sex with
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sometimes they just watch movies - not even porn movies, just, you know, hang out and watch comedies together.
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Yup
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He probably gives great massages even when not being a consentacle monster, so some mission goes a little weird and she wrenches her shoulder, and he gives her a rubdown.
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She explains human culture to it while they watch, like, romcoms
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I think the monster is definitely a they/them
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And yeah great massages
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...and he knits. No reason, just something to do with their time. SO all the ninjas have nice hats and scarves and mittens.
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(you posted the they/them as I was mid-writing and didn't change the first one, sorry)
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Yessss
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(Figured)
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...and they have tentacle cozies in case needing to go on a mission when it's cold out.
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The monster has penis tentacles, obviously. It also probably has something vagina like on its many many arms
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I suspect the monster is largely immobile
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Interacts with the world by reaching through portals
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But tentacle cozies aren’t out of the question
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still could be cold. I submit to you the idea of a consentacle monster with a bad cold. The sneezes....
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It’s secretions have healing/revitalizing properties, but it’s still super gross when it sneezes
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"someone's got to in there and mop." "NOT IT!" was the chorus.
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So you summon the tentacles, then get yourself off to charge up your ninja magic and get the tentacles off to recover
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Okay back to work 
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ooooh I like that
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....thanks for not scrolling plurk
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I was saying I liked the body paint thing, specifically
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but all of this is neat
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Maybe the boss shall be named Tetsutako, the Iron Octopus
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Accidentally deleted the wrong comment. Canon name: “Tales of the Octopus Clan”
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More thoughts: nudist ninja can get away with not wearing anything because she keeps most of her ninja gear (kunai, smoke bombs, etc) in the base and the monster just hands it to her as needed
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So knives and shit just come out of her forearms and are placed in her hands
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Each clan has one of three specialties
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Stealth, combat, or magic
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Though all can do all three at least proficiently
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All ninja magic is inherently sexual
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Most spells require you to orgasm to work
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This takes place in some kind of weird AU Hawaii
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So like
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Basically everything is a beach episode
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But with less teasing and more actual action
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The clan lazes through the day and basically just rests and plans
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So that when night falls they can suit up (or not suit up if they roll that way) and have sexy adventures
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Ninjas spend eleven months a year as mercenary killers and spies. But every...let’s say every July they put everything on hold and meet up at the stronghold of one of the clans
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All hostilities are put aside (and those are rarely very strong. They’re mercenaries. It’s nothing personal) so they can have basically a ninja convention
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Wherein ninjas showcase new techniques and magic
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Includes a standard martial arts tournament (possibly with more clothing getting ripped up than normal because this is just that kind of setting)
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As well as like individual magic matches showing off who’s got the best spells
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And like gear vendors and snacks
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And. A whole lot of sex
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Like tons of it
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Everywhere
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So THIS year it’s happening in Hawaii, the home base of the Octopus Clan.
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Overarching plot being someone discretely not honoring the truce and our heroes investigating who and why
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Lots of sexiness ensues
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["Hey, doesn't this remind you of-" "NO NOT QUEEN'S BLADE AGAIN!" "...I was going to say Naruto." pelting with popcorn occurs]
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sex gear vendors
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sex snacks
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Ninjas are a risque bunch
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cocksicles are popular
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this is a hentai so of course one of the teams is from Real America
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they wear cowboy hats and have guns
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and very tiny flag-patterned outfits
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Maybe they're the Bison Clan
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ok, it's Cow Clan
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Or that
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or that-
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I like cows because you can have a fetishy cow outfit
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true true
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Yeah cow clan
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the representatives are really into lassoing each other, don't kinkshame
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Probably combat specialists
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and milking specialists
La Comtesse
some of them have weird skin patterns because branding, and others are, uh, really good at breast massages.
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there a monster with tonguetacles?
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Octopus Clan DOES have a tentacle monster
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It probably has whatever kind of tentacles it needs to for that particular scene
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ninja nudist probably normally DOES wear clothes if she's not expecting to have to use her powers a lot
izzy.vrm
there a cat clan
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the like
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But when going around and magicking up a storm, especially when you have tentacles erupting from anywhere on your body, you might as well go nude
izzy.vrm
contortionist, crazy flexible ones
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or you're just going to rip up a shirt
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Yeah there can be a cat clan
izzy.vrm
nice
izzy.vrm
honestly like
izzy.vrm
i love this
izzy.vrm
i love sex-positive stuff
izzy.vrm
we need more of it in this world, i think
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agreed
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Hard rule no one in this series ever is in a situation where they don't want to do something sexual but have to
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A ninja specializes in sex magic because they love sex
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If they wanted to avoid that they'd focus in stealth or fightan
izzy.vrm
nice
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how do you feel about tfs/shapeshifting
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growth, etc
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like boob inflation?
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or like turning into a cat?
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Transformation magic is probably possible
izzy.vrm
both
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i vaguely remember there being a hentai where
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some boob ninja used high-pressure shots of milk to just straight up decapitate a dude
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My thoughts are that inflation is really not My Scene but like I guess
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I'm not going to rule something out of a porn setting just because it's not my fetish
izzy.vrm
fair enough
izzy.vrm
i ain't gonna impose but 
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If you want to make a character that decapitates people with breast milk then I'm not going to stop you
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I'm here to either facilitate or get out of the way
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i'm not saying i wanted to i'm just saying hey, this is something i remembered that's along the same lines
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Oh in that case body inflation is expressly forbidden
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shit
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I found a PB!
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(NSFW link if that needs warning)
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(Considering the rest of this plurk
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Her relationship with the tentacle monster, a lot of the time
Her relationship with the tentacle monster, a lot of the time
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Yui Takonaka
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Not a real last name as far as I know but it's got Tako in it and that's the important thing