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[star wars] so I just picked up From A Certain Point of View and
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I care??? about Raymus Antilles????
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also uhhh welp tags may be a no-show bc Star Wars
Nox
Look I don't know Raymus but pretty much every person I am aware of from that family line is a precious gem to be protected so it makes sense
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he's the captain of the Tantive IV his story is the first story in this book
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I'm reading this next one about the Stormtrooper who apprehends Leia and uhhh
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Her clothing was so white as to almost glow, her skin smooth and pale as cream. As pale as his own, though her long, glossy hair, gathered up in elaborate but efficient twin buns on either side of her face, was a rich, warm brown, not the bright, sunny yellow of his.
Nox
Myri: I'm gonna be a super spy!
Syal: I'm gonna be an ace pilot!
Wedge: I'm gonna be getting a lot more gray hairs, fucking hell
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apparently he;s Shook
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I think Raymus is not actually related to Wedge???
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at least there's no mention of Wedge in his story
Nox
It'd be one hell of a fluke, if only because that damn family is as knee-deep in the galaxy's problems as the Skywalkers are.
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the poor Antilles family
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unlike the Skywalkers I think they're more just dragged into this mess
Nox
p much, and most of it goes back to Wedge
Nox
Ep IV: Okay, Death Star. A bit weird I survived that and Vader, but whatever.
Ep V: Hoth was a shitshow but I made it out okay
Ep VI: Why the actual hell am I still alive
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Its fire was quelled, but its beauty still lingered. - an actual Stormtrooper about Leia Organa W E L P
Nox
jesus, trooper
Nox
Even her actual husband's reaction to her for like 90% of their time together was more along the lines of "THE NERVE????" get your shit together
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he just removed his helmet so she could see his face I am???
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WELP
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HOO BOY now we're on an Imperial and their buddy who didn't shoot down the droids' escape pod
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so much paperwork oh my god
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truly the Empire is Evil if it requires this much paperwork
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hey it's a McElroy Brother now I've been listening to TAZ in my free time
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aww nice it's a tiny Jawa
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oh my god they never wiped Artoo's memory
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he still remembers Anakin and Padme's wedding
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this hurts me
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oooooh it's a Tusken Raider now
Nox
doesn't surprise me, he's probably as spiteful as he is because he's 110% Done With All Of This by the time the movies roll around
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listen Artoo is the most Tired droid in all the galaxy
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no wonder he took a long nap before TFA
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...did this Reirin take a kyber crystal?
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I'M NOT SURE I'm gonna have to ask Tumblr about this
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hey it's the droid that blew a motivator!
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oh my god no I'm sad????
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hey it's the Tusken from the Kenobi novel aw yeahhhh
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...I think this means the Kenobi novel is canon again? sweet
MRS SEPHIROTH
IT. IT SHOULD BE!!
MRS SEPHIROTH
the kenobi novel was good, let it live
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I THINK IT IS
MRS SEPHIROTH
GOOD
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the POV character was a Tusken in a clan led by A'Yark
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and A'Yark made references in dialogue to the novel's events so I'm p sure it's back
MRS SEPHIROTH
this is the best news I've heard in a while
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ALSO Miller didn't use gender pronouns to refer to A'Yark at all which was Clever
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she made it up to chieftain aw yeah
MRS SEPHIROTH
nice!!
Nox
that where Obi Wan named a desert flower after Asajj / spread a bunch of them in her memory like a total dork
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Nox : nahhhh this is the space Western one
Nox
(look their hateship was fantastic okay)
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with Obi-wan as the Clint Eastwood character
Nox
...I'd ask which Clint Eastwood character, but. You know.
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it was written by John Jackson Miller who also did the nuEU book A New Dawn
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it's a v good book if you like Obi-wan and you want to know more about Tatooine life
Nox
I already live in a desert I don't need that in my fiction 8|
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w e l p
Nox
People planned actual vacations around going to sand dunes
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how does that even work
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why would you do that
Nox
Because they like off roading and the desert sun bakes your brain
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but like
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when you see one dune
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you see them all
Nox
Hence my frustration, yes
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ALSO HERE IS A QUI-GON STORY this is completely unexpected I did not realize he'd be there
MRS SEPHIROTH
YEP :-D
Nox
Well I mean the nu canon says Obi Wan learned about Force Ghost stuff from Qui Gon so it's expected to a degree
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he has his own story I'm Sad Again
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I should do tags but this book
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captainkink For nearly two decades, I have been little more than a shadow waiting to become a Jedi Knight again.
MRS SEPHIROTH
yeahhh. I haven't read it but the excerpts I saw were ... they were harsh
MRS SEPHIROTH
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I'm reading it and it is like
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ripping my own heart out
MRS SEPHIROTH
YEP
MRS SEPHIROTH
CAN'T W A I T
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QUI-GON IS SO PROUD OF HIM
MRS SEPHIROTH
GOOD
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WHY
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SATINE WAS NAME-DROPPED
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AND ANAKIN
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AND PADME
MRS SEPHIROTH
ah I know which part you're at
MRS SEPHIROTH
EVERYONE OBI-WAN LOVES IS DEAD, says qui-gon casually
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hold meeeeeee
MRS SEPHIROTH
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MRS SEPHIROTH
Nox
man if that's not a book Obi Wan needs to get in a game at some point
MRS SEPHIROTH
this is the only book obi-wan should ever get
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Anakin became a Jedi Knight. He served valiantly in the Clone Wars. His fall to darkness was more his choice than anyone else's failure. DRAG HIM
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it's Beru!!!!!!!
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so Beru's a little weird, it's like she's?? outside of the universe itself telling her story to the author
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but I am so happy Luke got a happy childhood awwww
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oh. it's Greedo.
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oh my god. I think Han made out with Greedo's girlfriend.
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oh my god Han totally shot first
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wow I did not expect a POV from one of the cantina band members
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Since the writing of this memoir, Jabba the Hutt has been murdered by an unknown assassin within his palace. my giiiiiiirl
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man, Han has managed to annoy everyone who knows him in this anthology so far
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except the Bith from the previous chapter
Nox
Well it sounds like he's written in character at least
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welp yep
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most of these people seem to get him whenever they're writing him that is Good
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oh. it's Boba Fett.
libertalia
jesus
chris ๐Ÿงธ
man I need this anthology
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I TOOK A BREAK FROM READING bc Wonder Woman but now I shall resume
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...oh my god Boba Fett just dragged the Stormtroopers' shitty aim
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Some might call them precise. Me, I say they can't hit the butt end of a bantha.
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gosh here's another "Han You Goddamn Asshole" story I'm laughing
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how did you piss off like all of Tatooine Han
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HEY PATE EXISTS but what the fuck is a leevil
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It's that disreputable Han Solo. Han. my buddy. my guy. why
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oooh new swear word! "krizz" is a thing now
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it still sounds ridiculous
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why is Star Wars like this
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use real swear words dammit
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BALLS EXIST AS A SWEAR WORD I'M SO DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY
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"bantha piss" is real in the Star Wars universe I'm screaming with joy
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this Stormtrooper hates sand so much I'm laughing
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bless you trooper now I can have Han say "piss"
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this random trooper just straight dragged Anakin. I respect you random trooper.
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also "banthahole" is a Thing now
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"bugger" is also real, and "scrug" is a thing
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mustafar: OH COOL
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I'm still on Tatooine but now I am Excite
libertalia
I'm amused at their swearing because what do they say during sex
libertalia
OH KRIFF YES
libertalia
???
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look. listen. at this point I'm just glad I can have Han say balls and piss
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like finally do u know how long I have waited to know if Han could say, ICly, "I'm freezing my balls off"
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also the trooper called Han a smug-faced tool, so that's also a real insult, thank you Star Wars
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oh god this one with the Rebel
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oh god his kid was on Alderaan
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oh god no
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can we go back to calling Han a dumbass now I cannot deal with these feelings
medieval grunge
WAIT WE CAN USE BALLS??
medieval grunge
balls and tool, yes
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I'm gonna straight up stab Motti
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listen buddy only the Rebels and I get to drag Anakin here
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also the Jedi
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cakejustice: YES WE CAN USE BALLS
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Would Leia return in time for the equinox?
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mustafar pls tell your friend my heart is broken and I am Crying
libertalia
okay what the heck are you reading?
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still From A Certain Point of View but I am now on the Death Star and wow all these Imperials uuuuuuuugh
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also. there is a story from Breha's POV in the period before and during the Disaster
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also awww this Jeffrey Brown cartoon
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APHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
medieval grunge
Kay's going to use balls all the time
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so I think these two guys are flirting
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via a mouse droid
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whatever happened to meeting up at a cafรฉ
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cakejustice: Veronica is So Proud
libertalia
I need to find this
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I like how some characters in the anthology show up in others, it's nice
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but also it's kind of like a punch in the gut bc you get attached to them and then you find out Han shot one while he and Chewie and Luke were trying to rescue Leia
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anyway I'm gonna stop here after the administrator lady
medieval grunge
oh wait right this is the book griffin mcelroy wrote in
medieval grunge
have you seen his story yet what's it about
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it is! it's about a Jawa
medieval grunge
of course he would write about a jawa
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