back away at the land speed record
tea’s gone cold
[job ads] 
back away at the land speed record
back away at the land speed record
Toss
JEWISH MAFIA
guiabern
good lord
papermint tiger
Ummmm
tea’s gone cold
this is a masterpiece of being the most terrible human being imaginable
tea’s gone cold
every line is a new red flag and then there's that Twilight Zone twist. this is the Citizen Kane of shitty job ads by evil people
فك يو
LMFAO
tea’s gone cold
even the $50 is Art
coochie scarf
ok, so, not only racist/antisemetic, also a complete lack of scale for how much these things cost.
coochie scarf
cool cool.
angrbodic
wat
angrbodic
what is even going on with that
Larboard
BUT HE HAS THE TOP TRACK RECORD IN THE WORLD
HEY LADY
this ad is a perfectly crafted descent into the underworld
HEY LADY
Dante can eat his fucking heart out
生霊
what the fuck
CROOOOOOWW
amazing
ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀꜱ
I call upon the ghost of Meyer Lansky to haunt the fuck that wrote this ad.
𝕕𝕦𝕟𝕪𝕒
فك يو
I'm just
فك يو
"banned by all media"
فك يو
something about the way he phrased this is hilarious to me
titantoadstools
allllll media
ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀꜱ
Like it's sort of the the wrong place to go hunting for a nazi willing to be paid chump change.
ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀꜱ
Go to 4chan.
bluecanary
holy fuck i'm die