Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Handwaved CR! What little things do our characters do off screen?
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UT and Renart laze around and talk about being old fogeys
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Renart also brings him animal parts for composting
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The parts she doesn't eat or chew on
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And starting in October she will occasionally drop off entire dead animals
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Has Nick asked you about Xan and Ally swiping UT's potatoes yet
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i HAVEN'T but i was just about to say
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xan's going to be stealing UT's potatoes and nothing he does will stop it!!
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(and then he'll be gifted in vodka so that's the next stage in their CR)
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
WOW HOW DARE
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
though, he'll accept vodka as compensation
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
diremuta: And yes, old fogey talk is the best. Also animal compost.
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sorry UT it's definitely going to be haggis vodka
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you brought that evil into the meadous and now it's in alcohol
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
........why would you ever.
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Also being gossipy about everyone in the Meadous
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
I mean, he could probabily mix it with tomatoes and it'd be half decent.
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and also because this is how Xan flirts
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Ally knows what you're doing, Xan
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for obnoxiously black flirting with UT
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Honestly if he finds that most of his potatoes are gone he really will try to hunt down the culprit.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Because those are important.
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you'll never catch him alive!!
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he'd feel a little bad tbh but not enough to feel like it wasn't worth it
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at least it's probably only for this season...
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since potatoes produce other potatoes, Ally would insist on planting some so they have a starter crop
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that's what quitters do
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
if you wanna do a log with that i'd be down for it though
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prepare for scorn
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you have no idea
Commenterri
Sex... but also gossiping about people in the Meadous like he does with Renart. Monty might also be probing UT for murder mystery stories he can remember, the better to entire Sherlock with.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Ahaha oh gosh.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
UT would have LOTS of those
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
What if he gave him the murder arc story
Commenterri
OH MAN. That would be FANTASTIC.
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SURPRISE IT'S ALMOST ALL SUPERNATURAL
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
He might do that if Monty ever comes to him complaining that Sherlock always figures it out.
Commenterri
He might well do. It wouldn't be so much complaining as lamenting he doesn't have more that stump Sherlock for longer than one session. He figures the really hard cases are the ones that are going to turn Sherlock on the most. <<
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Help him bang Sherlock, UT. He needs you.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
jesus Monty. Okay he'll be your wingman.
Commenterri
Look, someone needs to bang Sherlock. If you think you have a better chance, UT...
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It's a matter of Betweener honor.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
He's not actually interested in banging him, no.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
He's mostly content with what he has.
Commenterri
Sorry Monty strays, UT. If Renart and UT were like 'hey, Monty, don't do that,' he WOULD keep it in his pants.
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What his partners want does mean more to him than being a cad.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Nah, if Monty wants to bang all of the Meadous he can try.
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UT's been adjusting back to not trying to get into everyone's pants aside from one or two other people, that's all.
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Alfie already turned him down.
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So alas, not everyone.
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
I'm just laughing at Monty's thirst.
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Renart is fairly sure Monty would be severely unhappy if he didn't stray :|b
Flower bambi๐ŸŒธ
Probably.
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