cold bambi❄️
Handwaved CR! What little things do our characters do off screen?
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UT and Renart laze around and talk about being old fogeys
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Renart also brings him animal parts for composting
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The parts she doesn't eat or chew on
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And starting in October she will occasionally drop off entire dead animals
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
Has Nick asked you about Xan and Ally swiping UT's potatoes yet
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
Mostly Xan
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
i HAVEN'T but i was just about to say
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
xan's going to be stealing UT's potatoes and nothing he does will stop it!!
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
(and then he'll be gifted in vodka so that's the next stage in their CR)
cold bambi❄️
WOW HOW DARE
cold bambi❄️
though, he'll accept vodka as compensation
cold bambi❄️
diremuta: And yes, old fogey talk is the best. Also animal compost.
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
even if it's haggis vodka?
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
sorry UT it's definitely going to be haggis vodka
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
you brought that evil into the meadous and now it's in alcohol
cold bambi❄️
........why would you ever.
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Also being gossipy about everyone in the Meadous
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
for laughs
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
^
cold bambi❄️
I mean, he could probabily mix it with tomatoes and it'd be half decent.
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
and also because this is how Xan flirts
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
um excuse
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
:')
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
Ally knows what you're doing, Xan
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
she'll be your wingman
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
for obnoxiously black flirting with UT
cold bambi❄️
Honestly if he finds that most of his potatoes are gone he really will try to hunt down the culprit.
cold bambi❄️
Because those are important.
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
you'll never catch him alive!!
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
he'd feel a little bad tbh but not enough to feel like it wasn't worth it
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
at least it's probably only for this season...
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
since potatoes produce other potatoes, Ally would insist on planting some so they have a starter crop
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
that's what quitters do
cold bambi❄️
if you wanna do a log with that i'd be down for it though
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
vodkaquest2017
cold bambi❄️
prepare for scorn
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
kinky
cold bambi❄️
you have no idea
Februterri
Sex... but also gossiping about people in the Meadous like he does with Renart. Monty might also be probing UT for murder mystery stories he can remember, the better to entire Sherlock with.
cold bambi❄️
Ahaha oh gosh.
cold bambi❄️
UT would have LOTS of those
cold bambi❄️
What if he gave him the murder arc story
Februterri
OH MAN. That would be FANTASTIC.
cold bambi❄️
SURPRISE IT'S ALMOST ALL SUPERNATURAL
cold bambi❄️
He might do that if Monty ever comes to him complaining that Sherlock always figures it out.
Februterri
He might well do. It wouldn't be so much complaining as lamenting he doesn't have more that stump Sherlock for longer than one session. He figures the really hard cases are the ones that are going to turn Sherlock on the most. <<
Februterri
Help him bang Sherlock, UT. He needs you.
cold bambi❄️
jesus Monty. Okay he'll be your wingman.
Februterri
Look, someone needs to bang Sherlock. If you think you have a better chance, UT...
Februterri
It's a matter of Betweener honor.
cold bambi❄️
He's not actually interested in banging him, no.
cold bambi❄️
He's mostly content with what he has.
Februterri
Sorry Monty strays, UT. If Renart and UT were like 'hey, Monty, don't do that,' he WOULD keep it in his pants.
Februterri
What his partners want does mean more to him than being a cad.
cold bambi❄️
Nah, if Monty wants to bang all of the Meadous he can try.
cold bambi❄️
UT's been adjusting back to not trying to get into everyone's pants aside from one or two other people, that's all.
Februterri
Alfie already turned him down.
Februterri
So alas, not everyone.
cold bambi❄️
I'm just laughing at Monty's thirst.
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Renart is fairly sure Monty would be severely unhappy if he didn't stray :|b
cold bambi❄️
Probably.
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