tmi tuesday? why the fuck not

ask me what the fuck ever

tell me something relevant to this meme about one of your characters that you've wanted to share but haven't found a good reason to bring up yet
or, if the above is n/a, just something re: your characters and relevant to this meme, without the wanted to share

«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ» :

WELL that requires some thought. Hm.

Not a lot immediately springs to mind that's relevant to the meme that I haven't already shared somehow but let's see.

OH well here's one. I've been assuming that harpies in Ryslig occasionally lay unfertilized eggs just like real birds do, but that Heather's whole canon deal with b i r t h and shit has gone in the opposite direction and made her incapable.

probably for the best

Like her body just destroys them before they ever make it out whole and she probably feels sick and shitty whenever that time rolls around.

though i could swear some harpy myths have them throwing their eggs at people and picturing heather doing this is hilarious

YEAH NO SHE'D HATE HAVING TO LAY EGGS like as much as it probably means she's unhealthy, it's actually better because the mental fallout from dealing with THAT after everything she went through in canon would be like. Oh man. NOPE she'd rather just feel like ass.

oh my god

well that IS an excellent mental image

if she DID lay eggs, her immediate impulse would be to hurl them at a hard surface and tbh I could see "hurl at person she doesn't like" being a reasonable extension of that.

it's not like they'd be small eggs too, just bcs of heather's size as compared to. average birb
egg the size of your face, hauled off and thrown at said face

heckin KO

fucking slingshot those suckers

"I MADE THAT WITH MY ORGANS"

"ENJOY ASSHOLE"