/sitting on one of those reverse seats on the bus. Some dude comes in and splays out across the entire bench across from me, attempts to bulky into leg space.
/make eye contact.
/spend entire trip playing footsie and rubbing my knee on his without shame

Dude looks very uncomfortable but won't move. People, man.

For the record the entire bench he's on is empty and I'm only taking up the space in front of the seat I'm in.

I've stepped right on his shoe half a dozen times just from shifting my legs around idly