

the chief
A thing! Though this thing has been targeted at
ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
specifically.


the chief
But posted publicly for... reasons!


the chief
Oh wait I have to edit it one sec --

no.
......... i have concerns for hiro hamada???

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
....what the fuck LMFAO.

mars.
............... HIRO

invisible girl
um

the chief
There we go

mars.
hiro what did you... do???

kotobae


january
uhhhhhhhhhhh

invisible girl
thats probably fine

mars.
i suddenly don't trust ty

mars.


ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
Hiro Hamada's having a very weird day??? his house gets hit with flaming maggots, there's a mystery note in his pocket, and squee just reminded me of something else

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
I HAVE CONCERNS THAT YOU HAD TO SPECIFY WHAT POCKET WHAT THE FUCK

invisible girl
i have never trusted ty

january
SAME

一番 ICHIBAN!
Uh

mooooved
oh yeah it's his birthday huh

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
HEY


january
WHY

january
DOES THE POCKET MATTER

brave vesperia
this is so sketch

#feedme2k25
HIRO....

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
yeah its his 15th birthday lmfao

sib


mars.
WHY DOES THE POCKET MATTER??????

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
so happy birthday shit's weird

ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
HIRO.........

sib
I HAVE MULTIPLE QUESTIONS

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
CAL DONT EVEN

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕


ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
I don't have a hiro, so you get whole ass's hero

#feedme2k25


kotobae


kotobae
i have. many concerns

ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
ty that was terrible

mars.


ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆


no.
"a lady swathed in roses" is ruby going to be okay


january


ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
unsure x infinity

kotobae
it's only tuesday


holy shipp
I AM CONCERNED

no.
also who smokes??? jacopo?? laura??? save moron island tbh

Gatchanko!
BRING OUT THE ALCOHOL TIME TO GET WASTED, HIRO

mars.
"a tasty beverage" is hiro getting the gd mai tai

kotobae
it poison

sib
it a poison mai tai

no.
he got tranquilized last week might as well continue the trend

mooooved
it's definitely a poison mai tai

kotobae
i hope the first mai tai we get is poison

kotobae
we can't have nice things we're moron island

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
it was nice knowing everyone

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
I guess

invisible girl
bye hiro

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
#bye

ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
bye hiro

ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
although to be fair the first mai tai we got was hallucinatory

mars.
i'm gonna miss hiro

mars.
everyone pour one out for him

sib
who put out a cigarette on him though

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
pour out a poisoned mai tai for hiro hamada

sib
JACOPO??

ᴠᴀʟᴋʏʀɪᴇ ☆
Laura has cigarettes lmao

kotobae
who would burn hiro hamada


ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
I mean maybe hiro just wants to follow his brother's footsteps???

kotobae
1!!!


Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
did he blow out the flamingos and make a wish

v.


Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
OH MAGGOTS wow

Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
why did I read that as flamingos

Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
I win

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
yes he definitely blew out the flamingos

sib
MLGFKD

Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
looks like he gets some badass tats maybe


ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
at least it's not 50 baskets crammed in someone's hut this week, I guess


january
who knows, maybe tomorrow yona and hiro will wake up to 50+ baskets too

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
they can build a new hut out of them. one that is maggot-free

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
(laura why are you the way you are as a person)

mooooved
because life is hell and she's willing to make room

ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏ ♕
...that's a good point

tsukuyomi tsimp
i don't know what's going on but i'm afraid to find out
