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[TAZ] ok I know I talk a lot about taako being scary but like, have you ever really taken a good hard look at his spell choices
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it's all either mind control or horrible murder when it isn't traditional transmutation and like
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taako calm down
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he knows no less than four mind control spells of different varieties and at least one mind READING spell
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and then there's phantasmal killer which is a whole different kind of nightmare
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ikr I was just going through the spells for wizards and man some are terrifying
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YEAH AND LIKE, TAAKO'S SET IN PARTICULAR IS A PRETTY GOOD COLLECTION OF THE WORST ONES
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cloudkill, fucking what holy shit
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also like.... a LOT of spells are transmutation, he picked a good school
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YEAH LIKE
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SHIT
ArtIsArt
He's still useless without his staff and book.
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Rude, but not inaccurate.
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He does have a sword and a proficiency with bows, iirc?
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He just never needs them ordinarily.
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biggest showiest sword in all of D&D
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HAHAHA HE DOES HAVE THAT ONE TOO
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I MEANT HIS SHORTSWORD but
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no he's not gonna use that other sword ever, it's just flair
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even if he had it he wouldn'tuse it
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XD
curby&coughing
taako has too many tentacle spells like I'm honestly arresting him
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don't kinkshame him c'mon
ArtIsArt
He doesn't have the spiked tentacles of forced penetration, though.
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(That's a reference)
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He will one day.
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Just wait.
curby&coughing
i'm betting he will too
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like when I was putting together his spell list for my journal bc I wanted a quick-ref like... buddy, holy hell
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HAHAHHAHA RIGHT
curby&coughing
it also kicks my ass that some of the only evocation spells he keeps are fire
curby&coughing
like. thats fine
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what's scarier, how many spells he knows that involve tentacles, or how many spells he knows that involve mind control
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which kink should we shame him for more
ArtIsArt
Taako: secretly the BBEG.
curby&coughing
oh absolutely the mind control, tentacles are entry-level
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fair enough
curby&coughing
we can drag kravitz for tentacles though
curby&coughing
like I know it's a jokey-joke flavor text that griffin threw in but he canonically blushes when he's escaping taako's tentacle field and I've written thousands of words on less
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okay that's absolutely right
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kravitz: CANONICALLY into tentacles
curby&coughing
HONESTLY
curby&coughing
like there's at least a few fanfic where people are like "idk if this is kravitz' thing" like no. wrong. it might even be more his thing
curby&coughing
NEVER 4GET KRAVITZ IS 100% DOWN WITH TENTACLES
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write me a fic where they do the nasty with tentacles and kravitz gets WAY SUPER INTO IT and taako is just like "... HUH"
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"do I kinkshame my bf if I'm the one who summoned the tentacles"
curby&coughing
well fuck now I gotta write that
curby&coughing
damnit
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hahahaha
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he's so into it
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: IS THAT SO. YOURS IS INTO IT, HUH. 
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THANKS FOR THE KINK I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD, Krav says
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you're so very welcome
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this reminds me that I owe you tags oops
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I think I tagged all of yours!
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Not the latest, the hurt/comfort one, I think! Where he was kidnapped? ... unless you did tag me there and it just decided not to give me my notif
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I thought I did,m lemme look
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oops no, looks like I restarted the computer before pressing comment
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oh nooo!
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I'm catching up on my LC tags now and then I'll get to the tags I owe you~
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