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I realized the other day that it will have been 8 years since Solomon's Temple for Malik this July.
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dang
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He's from 5 after for Canon point and this will be his third July in Syn
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jeez
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Yeah, it's been that long since he's used a bow
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He's only had the metal arm for.... A little over a year and a half?
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He's gonna be 33 in the autumn
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November-ish
a little cori.
...so birthday party for Cal and Malik later this year is what I'm understanding from this.
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Malik's is "just before winter" I decided
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He also doesn't really know the specific date (because we don't have one)
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Yep. Jerks
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Altair shedding low-key salt about it as he futzes with his calendars
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Holmes did i ever tell you that last year, Altair's Christian and Muslim birthdays fell on OOC Halloween and New Years Eve
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and now Malik has a bit of of "really bro" at Altair
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it's going to be entertaining
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I DID NOT PLAN IT
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not that he told anyone lol
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birthdays aren't super important.
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i doubt he even knew, since no one in liminal is really sure what date it is
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it's like "oh, cool. I'm not dead yet."
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he just counts from his own timeline
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Altair still doesnt understand why birthdays are a big deal
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neither does Malik, it's fine.
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....malik's only being 1% petty there.
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"you like to interrogate people, sit down and have some tea while we discuss this"
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SORRY NOT SORRY
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RUDE
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ALTAIR'S READY TO JUST WALK THE FUCK OUT
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actually let me just 
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meanwhile, Malik
meanwhile, Malik
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like, really Altair. Really. You're going to get huffy about waiting for a real explanation?
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oh dont worry, malik gave him something else to be huffy about now :')
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also, i didnt know that ichor death was like vamp death
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where is huffiness happening i wanna see.
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I didn't either, Malik is just assuming that an "insta kill" death is one he can't recover from
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here
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he can't heal a missing limb or head. :|
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meanwhile, i have fond memories
meanwhile, i have fond memories
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omfg
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TAKE THAT ALTAIR.
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"If i was still mad I would have destroyed your life."
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HE DEALT WITH YOUR BULLSHIT RUNNING AWAY TO CYPRUS AND COMING BACK WITH A TEMPLAR WIFEY.
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He could have friend-dumped you right then Altair.
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sorry, mom and dad are fighting again
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mom and dad have about 8 years of disparity to work out, son
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meanwhile, he really hopes maria doesnt walk in 
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My Knee
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there's just so much he doesn't want to explain, namely, why Malik is talking about Terrible Bad End AU, and also why Altair has friendship trust issues
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"His future self trusted Malik enough to hold his infant son, after all, and he generally trusted his future self's judgment. He had married Maria." AWWW
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sorry I'm taking away the wrong information from this
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altair is also taking the wrong info away, this was supposed to be a discussion about the merits and/or pitfalls of malik's sudden immortality
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I love how he completely ignores his future self's decision to stare into the Apple... No, great decisions all around, definitely, yep, nothing to see here
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and having a son is like "of course I didd"
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"i've been wanting children, even before i thought i'd be allowed to love them"
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he's going to find it real hard not to let slip about his sons, plural, to maria
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bwah haha haha
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he doesnt want to make her sad about the kids he refuses to have in Liminal, because that makes him sad
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yes, well. some of Malik's angst is about his own future son
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tmw all three of them get sucked into a joint dungeon because of kid angst and it's just baby hell
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Man she doesn't want kids in this weirdass place either
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...fuck. that's the third reason Malik went "yeah, immortailty". fuck. SO HE CAN BE A FATHER TO TAZIM. HE READ THE FUTURE AND HAS CHANGED IT.
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fuck
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OH FUCK 
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SUBCONCIOUS BRAIN REASONS.