劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
[GOTG推文]愛小星星 今天忙先推一個可愛的
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
雖然可能會有人覺得OOC,可是我真的很喜歡看大家都愛小星星的劇情 這篇很傻白甜我很尬藝
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
這是一個彼得成長紀錄牆,上面全寫滿大家要遵守→彼得要遵守的規則
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
節錄一些很喜歡的 因為我英翻中能力破爛 直接放英文的 如果之後有需要(或有空)再緩慢翻
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
1. You CAN NOT eat the juvenile
 1a. I don't care if you've never tried Terran.
2. Do not get attached to the juvenile! We are NOT keeping him.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
9. We are keeping the juvenile.
10. Do NOT listen to the juvenile when his says his dying. His just growing and needs to stop being so dramatic.
11. He CAN NOT have a pet!
11a. I don't care that he gave you the cutest eyes, you've ever seen and looked like he was going to cry.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
20. The juvenile is NOT allowed to try and erase rules.

21. The juvenile HAS to listen to these rules.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
從22開始就變成Peter了
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
24. If Peter is speaking English, it doesn't mean his insulting you.

25. If Peter is speaking English, it is more then likely he is insulting you.

26. If Peter hugs you, that doesn't mean his going to attack.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
30. Do NOT threaten Peter around Yondu.
30a. We still haven't found the body of the body of the last guy, and it's starting to smell.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
33. Stop telling the new recruits that Peter's going to eat them in their sleep.

34. Stop pretending your going to eat the new recruits Peter!

35. No matter what Peter says, his not going to eat you.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
39. Do NOT make fun of Peter on the anniversary of his mother's death.
39a. The last guy lost two fingers.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
42. DO NOT LOSE PETER!
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
48. Just because Peter looks like his going to cry DOESN'T mean you give him what he wants!

48a. I don't care if he gave you the 'cute eyes'.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
58. Do NOT try and force Peter to leave the kitchen.

58a. Cook likes him and has chopped off someones hand for this.

59. Do NOT try and force Peter to leave the med bay, unless someone is need of surgery.

59a. Doc likes him.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
60. Stop trying to get Peter to look at your injuries. He is NOT a doctor! Doesn't matter that Doc is teaching him some stuff.

61. Yes Peter is learning how to do first aid in the field, doesn't make him a doctor.

62. Yes Peter is learning how to cook, NO he will NOT be making you anything.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
64. Just because Peter is learning Centaurian DOESN'T mean his insulting you.

65. Most of the time if Yondu isn't around and Peter is speaking Centaurian, he WILL be insulting you.

66. Just because Peter is whistling doesn't mean his speaking Centaurian and is insulting you.

67. Peter stop whistling!
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
69. Do NOT call Yondu, Papa Yondu.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
71. Peter is allowed to practice pick pocketing so long as someone is close by.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
74. Peter can eat whatever he wants from the market and kitchen, all the food that would kill us hasn't killed him yet.
75. The game "What can't Quill eat" is now cancelled, his still a Terran and CAN die.
76. Next person who feeds Peter strange food that could kill him, is dead.
77. Peter is not allowed to accept from anyone EXCEPT from Yondu and Cook.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
81. NO TAKING THE MUSIC

81a. HE WILL BITE.

82. NO TAKING ANYTHING OF PETER'S

82a. His already bitten 12 members of the crew.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
83. Peter is not allowed to cross out rules

83a. Yes he can.

83b. NO, he can't!

83c. PETER IS NOT ALLOWED TO CROSS OUT RULES

83d. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
91. NO sedating Peter then shaving his hair off, painting him blue, and putting a fake fin on his head. Also Yondu would like to have a word with the crew.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
我覺得後面的寵溺到滿點了wwwwwwww
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
92. Peter is a teenager, that doesn't mean you have to treat him like a baby.

93. Peter is able to get things for himself now STOP acting like he can't.

94. Just because Peter is learning how to fly a M-ship DOESN'T mean ten other ships half to follow behind him. Yondu has it under control.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
這段很喜歡
97. STOP daring Peter to go into space with his mask on, jacket on alongside rocket boots and having him pretend to be died. It wasn't funny the first time you almost gave the older crew members a heart attack, it isn't funny now!

98. Peter is no longer allowed to pretend his dead.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
104. Stop trying to turn Peter's translator off. He can understand you without it and WILL hurt you.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
最後三條可愛到爆炸

106. You can NOT kidnap Peter.

107. You can NOT kill the Guardians of the Galaxy, just because they have Peter.

108. STOP making plans to kidnap Peter.
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
最後小談話也很可愛,勇度說這還不是全部,在牆爆掉前他們大概寫了快三百條
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
「拜託,我沒有那麼糟好嗎,大概250而已。」
「這是誰的牆?」
「技術上來說是我的,畢竟我得遵守它們全部。」
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
我想應該是這樣翻,如果錯了煩請糾正,破爛英文可能會誤會意思 (highfive)
劫後餘生ㄩ🌸今天看黃金神威了嗎
覺得從原本欺負人家到後來寵彼得寵得無法無天很可愛wwwwwwwwww
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