back at it again at work on friday night 
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back at it again at work on friday night
back at it again at work on friday night
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source i think if someone asked me what TAZ was about I could only legally show them this post
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like. that's it. this is the Whole Thing
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all my inboxes are kind of in a state of disarray so. just. gonna hit everything I can tonight to stop anything from lapsing into "it's been a week oops" territory
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taako --> magnus I genuinely love the implication here that if Magnus' plan was just to run headfirst into a rock wall Taako was gonna let him
taako --> magnus I genuinely love the implication here that if Magnus' plan was just to run headfirst into a rock wall Taako was gonna let him
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taako --> magnus
taako --> magnus
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taako --> rosie
taako --> rosie
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taako --> cecily taako stop being a rude boy
taako --> cecily taako stop being a rude boy
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taako --> henry
taako --> henry
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taako --> hotaru he hopes magnus has been talking him up
taako --> hotaru he hopes magnus has been talking him up
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taako --> ellie when you grow up as a kid in danger you can recognize another from a mile away
taako --> ellie when you grow up as a kid in danger you can recognize another from a mile away
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[tdm] taako --> magnus
[tdm] taako --> magnus
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listen it is undeniable through canon interactions that taako has a glaring soft spot for wayward kids
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im just sayin
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YES!!!!!!!
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hello wayward child do you want to learn how to Fire because taako's here and Bored
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[tdm] taako --> magnus emotional intimacy what's that
[tdm] taako --> magnus emotional intimacy what's that
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ok fuck I gotta get out some of these older alphys and shepard tags. even if I just wanna write so much taako
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alphys --> ford t-minus one tag until the Screamening
alphys --> ford t-minus one tag until the Screamening
Curdy&Comfy
HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VERY
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alphys --> ford breaking the tension w gay shit
alphys --> ford breaking the tension w gay shit
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alphys --> sans
alphys --> sans
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"idk :/"
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the entire Mirrorton situation: "idk :/"
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I love it
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and wait, did Mirror Alphys seriously try that???
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she's trying so hard to keep it casual and not betray how Actual freaking out
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AND... A LITTLE
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mirror alphys got away with getting real alphys to do something exactly once
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bc mirror alphys is the one who gave alphys the knowledge on how to build the Blasters that killed Chara during the emotions event. because. alphys had hers shut off for the most part so she didn't have to be scared, and therefore wasn't wary
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oh god
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except after the event alphys was like "WOW, THAT WAS OBJECTIVELY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE, AND ALSO, I NEVER WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN" and she's kept her mirror bundled under her bed ever since
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and since then like... mirror alphys had the idea early on that she might've been able to get away with messing with her Real? but after that it wasn't a profitable avenue so she gave it up
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it's so much easier to just be outstandingly creepy
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SO YEAH LMAO ALPHYS GETS IT, ON LIKE, A MUCH SMALLER SCALE, bc she cut off contact right at the start
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but she knows how dangerous- and how seemingly safe- mirrors can be.
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god I can't wait until people get it out of Mettaton what his mirror did to him during 4th wall
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just to really send it home that Mirrorton has been working on him for months to make up for that
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and been successful no less
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which is hONESTLY HORRIFYIGN
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It is even better when you realize that Mirrorton technically laid the groundwork for this narrative of being "nice" in the time leading up to that
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(which I didn't think of until this literal moment, goddamn)
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(i am not all-knowing, i just keep stumbling into my own writing like "who let you in here???")
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ahahahaha
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IT'S SO GOOD WHEN THAT SHIT WORKS OUT THO
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IT REALLY IS LIKE, DAMN
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shepard --> tim why. am i still so fucked up. abt shep and alex kralie. fuck
shepard --> tim why. am i still so fucked up. abt shep and alex kralie. fuck
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work microwave fuckin broke halfway through heating up dinner so now I get lukewarm pizza. lovely
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shepard --> frisk
shepard --> frisk
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shepard --> rick
shepard --> rick
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shepard --> newt winding this one down
shepard --> newt winding this one down
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shepard --> hawke customizable protag problems
shepard --> hawke customizable protag problems
ash hole
parl blart marl clarp
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THREEEEEEEEEEE
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my coworker left to get dinner my city now
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m!shepard --> m!robyn
m!shepard --> m!robyn
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shepard --> kara zor-el she's not salty why would she be salty
shepard --> kara zor-el she's not salty why would she be salty
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back when the meme was at its height i was literally trying to actually say the title to a friend and what came out of my mouth was
ash hole
parl blart marl clarp
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LADFGHSDIUGHSDGFASI
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JESUS
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like that was what actually happened in my face
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i whispered that out loud to myself, hit "clarp", and lost it
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shepard --> toriel
shepard --> toriel
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parl blart marl clarp
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hhsidfguhsdf 16 more tags from the 17th, Yells
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alphys --> mettaton alphys, rapidly trying to take all the blame away from everyone else and pile it on herself
alphys --> mettaton alphys, rapidly trying to take all the blame away from everyone else and pile it on herself
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alphys, darling....
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it's fine it's her fault she made the body why wouldn't it be 
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alphys --> dipper/mabel
alphys --> dipper/mabel
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how the FUCK could you prepare for a DEMON possessing him???????
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THAT'S LIKE. SOULS GOING INTO OTHER BODIES IS LIKE. A VERY RARE THING. WHEN IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND WOULD THAT HAVE OCCURRED AS A POSSIBILITY???
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shhhhhh shhhhh her fault
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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shhhhhhhhhhh
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m!alphys --> m!napstablook jfc
m!alphys --> m!napstablook jfc
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m!alphys --> m!fitz gggod she's awful
m!alphys --> m!fitz gggod she's awful
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taako --> merle dani put merle up on tfln and plurk hid it from me
taako --> merle dani put merle up on tfln and plurk hid it from me
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alphys --> toriel
alphys --> toriel
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alphys --> toriel winding down I think
alphys --> toriel winding down I think
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alphys --> mikan
alphys --> mikan
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alphys --> fitz
alphys --> fitz
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halfway throughhh
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alphys --> frisk
alphys --> frisk
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alphys --> toriel HORNS
alphys --> toriel HORNS
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alphys --> cloud this is going fine
alphys --> cloud this is going fine
V O I D M O T H
...oh yes those are two characters who should get along famously
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alphys --> sans this is like, the best thread, even if it's p much over
alphys --> sans this is like, the best thread, even if it's p much over
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alphys --> sans almost wrapped but this killed me
alphys --> sans almost wrapped but this killed me
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hhh 3 more tags and only like 10 mins before I get out of work
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alphys --> hotaru this is going so well
alphys --> hotaru this is going so well
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alphys --> marian
alphys --> marian
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alphys --> mettaton this thread is SO MUCH
alphys --> mettaton this thread is SO MUCH
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that being said holy shit my inbox is under 40 and everything is from the 18th forward, hot shit
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im out of time to do more tags tho. maybe a liiiittle when I get home if I'm feelin it. but at least everything's within 2 days lmao
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okay i have to bed soon but what if he just pushed her off the ledge but it was like a two-foot drop
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just
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thunk
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'oh'
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LAIDNRBDHDH F UCK
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she's still just screaming until she realizes
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ur taako is so important
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EXCUSE YOU, NO, STOP,,,,
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heheheh
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you and your COMPLIMENTS 