I woke up from a nightmare with my heart pounding, but i have to share it because it's hysterical now

So Im gonna be flying to portland in like a week, so my brain decided to have a nightmare about trying to buy a plane ticket with unreliable wifi from my phone

while already on the plane

maybe in my dream universe they were gonna come by and check the tickets like a lightrail

anyway the plane had to gain altitude so it did one of those going straight up loops

and then when it came out of the loop we were on an unsalvagable head on collision path with another plane

and then I woke up literally my heart pounding

brain and heart: ya'll stupid dont talk to me

pets your poor brain

flies into oli's dreams and beats up the airline