Adult friendship is just saying "Oh, that sucks" at each other's misfortune until one of you dies. I mean...it's not untrue.

Gone are the days of innocent sleepovers and junk food until you barf.

What's left is an inability to tell actual sincerity from obligated sincerity and taxes.

you can recapture those days of sleepovers if u believe

but that requires you to live near people you like first

The obligated sincerity is just a social tax.

moontouched : EVERYONE I REALLY LIKE IS AT LEAST A STATE AWAY.

Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ So if I go to H&R Block, can they get that social tax refunded?

It can never be refunded. It's like tattooed into you.

Well, that's great.

...I guess as long as it's not a tramp stamp...but knowing taxes it probably would be tattooed right there wouldn't it.

Speaking of "tax". (From Bakugaiden 25 that I am currently capping.)

Oh god, a mobile tax.

That's just what we need, a tax that can tail you wherever you go.

It's a tax torture unit. Don't think Uncle Sam doesn't intend to get his money. If you can't send it to him, he'll come and get it from you...by any means necessary.

bASICALLY