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[tutoring] ...how did I manage to get tangled up with an Iranian drama queen??
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... oh dear...
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yeah I... I'm trying to figure out how to describe this guy
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I've had a great time talking to him so far, but he's kind of... intense
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and he has a very clear way of how he wants things to go, and is preeeetty bossy underneath all his smiling
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at some point, he told me that his teacher used to call him "George Bush (sr.) because he would boss the other kids around. and I quietly laughed because I could so totally see it happening.
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he's this charasmatic, intense, driven, loner dude.... who I am now realizing is just as responsible for his current lot in life as I'd expected. because I know a bunch of dudes just like him.
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most of them were DMs for our D&D games gfjdkljghk
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but yeah, it's been fine so far, and we've actually only had two sessions...
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but a day or so after our last session, I start getting these messages on the website, telling me to check skype
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and on skype, there is this whole train of messages asking if Im there, if we can talk, and he starts going into how much he likes my personality...
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BUT he needs to be honest with me
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and how he has "lost all of his friends because of his honesty" and how he "might lose me too" after he tells me what he has to say
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SIGH.
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when I log on... he starts telling me that he got into a huge argument with his boss and slapped him (???) so now he's not going on the business trip that would have gotten in the way of our future lessons
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he wants to book more lessons with me because I'm such a nice person and he likes working with me... BUT
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I am "not a very good teacher" and he asked if I wanted to know how I could be a better one.
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...we've had two sessions, buddy, and you've talked over me in both of them. 
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here you go
bees-n-murders
I dont think I have an emote powerful enough for this
bees-n-murders
this is close
this is close
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DGFSHgf thank you
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like... we've only had two sessions. but in that time:
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we've mostly just talked about deep shit?? like about whether or not I have a "dream." I thought I did, but every time I tried to answer his questions and explain my dream, he would go "NO that's not what I mean. do you have a dream."
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our first session, he insisted that I could be harsh with him! I could "punish" him@
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our whole second session was him reading two Ted Talk lectures to me... so I don't know how I failed him as a teacher during that, since he talked up until our last 10 minutes
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also, in between sessions, he private messaged me a link to the Counting Stars music video, because it would help me know what he meant about having a dream gfdhkj
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yeah look okay
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like
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this guy needs to calm the fuck down
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if he wants a better teaching experience, he should stop trying to learn English at four in the morning.
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and also pay you more.
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and also calm the fuck down and get some sleep
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ALSO I'm so over that "I've lost all my friends because I'm too honest" bullshit, like, no you lost your friends because you're a huge asshole and intolerable to talk to
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Hi I'm Stick and I'm 400% done with drama queens
chkn whsprer
... i do not envy you 
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lmfaooo that's right
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he's learning 1:30-2:30am his time
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after he gets home from work
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and he originally said that I was "the light at the end of the tunnel" for him hoping to get the 8.5 he needs on the IELTS or whatever test it is
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...I'm a "Community Tutor" that offers informal tutoring sessions on conversational English, at one of the absolute lowest paygrades on the site
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which he also originally tried to talk me down from to something lower
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so lmfao I don't know what magic he was expecting from me, especially in our first two sessions
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disengage asap
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: aha! there you are
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I was hoping you'd see this
swoleregard
lmao what is this even
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right???
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I havent checked my messages since then, but I also havent seen a notif for it in my email box soooo
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dont know if he's written back to not, to explain my failures
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yeah, you are literally not getting paid enough for this bs
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you can be really smiley and nice about it and still disengage and stick to that