It took three years, but Ferris finally has a stuffed animal "baby." It needs to be on the couch with one or the both of us at all times. Only the most delicate of human hands and mouthings are allowed to touch it.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

what is it

It's this little stuffed cat head that I got for a buck at Pet Smart. IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL STUFFED ANIMAL.