Aki - p/m7rz1w - 讀噗

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 1:44 AM

[thirsty thursday][meme] ask nsfw questions about my charas

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 2:33 AM

i found some nsfw questions too

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 2:43 AM

5, 12, and 23 for psi?

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 2:45 AM

13, 28

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:14 AM

lol for psi i assume

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:15 AM

5. He just snuggle close and falls asleep like basically immediately.

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:15 AM

Oh lmfao yes sorry

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:15 AM

He feels super flirty after sex so he'd probably be saying ridic and dumb compliments to them and stupid shit like that

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:16 AM

12. 50/50 I'd say. He doesn't mind being loud, but he likes it when his partners are loud. It gets him into it.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:16 AM

23. I'm so happy to answer this with a NO. He does not have a name for Psi Jr.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:18 AM

13. I'm pretty certain he probably tried to take too many dicks at once and ended up fairly uncomfortable with it. Too many dicks for psi is probably like.... 4 dicks.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:18 AM

That's too many.

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:18 AM

Psi oh my god

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:19 AM

28. Honestly he's chill with either but slightly lean towards aggressive because he will keep trying to one up the other person and it can get fucking crazy.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:20 AM

Like I said before. Psi is the kind of person where if you shit on him during sex he'll just rub it all over and be like "YEAH NOW PISS ON ME"

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:20 AM

he always takes it that one step too far.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:20 AM

If it's someone passive its honestly probably better for him healthwise. Lmao... but he'd keep trying to make them react in someway

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:20 AM

Lauadsgdsgasdbj

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:21 AM

Like if they're just going to keep taking it how long will they keep taking it? He'd keep uping the anti on them until they were like "OKAY THATS ENOUGH"

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:21 AM

omfg

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:21 AM

PSI.....

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:22 AM

LOL PLURK DIDNT SHOW ME YOUR RESPONSES UNTIL NOW

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:22 AM

look sex is a competitive game okay

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:23 AM

Psi no

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:23 AM

if you're not constantly upping the ante you're not doing it right.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:23 AM

even if that one time 4 dicks was too much you can bet your ass next time he'd be like "but what if 5 god damn dicks

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:24 AM

....I mean, Sophie had to put a stop to that with Foster actually but

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:24 AM

PSI

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:24 AM

but 5 dicks is the absolute fucking limit because anymore than that means three in one hole and he is not okay with that

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:25 AM

jfc psi N O

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:26 AM

even numbers, preferably by 2's its a most most most

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:26 AM

must must must

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:26 AM

i can fucking type

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:26 AM

ugly laughter

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:27 AM

It's hilarious to me that having Psi around means Foster isn't the only compulsive one but I don't think anyone should tell Psi that

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:28 AM

Also, congrats to Psi, because Foster has never taken more than one (1) of anything in any given hole

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:29 AM

SCORE

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:29 AM

wheezes

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:29 AM

i like to imagine it was like he agreed to have sex with two dudes and he was sucking one guy off and another was fucking him

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:29 AM

someone else came up and was like "hey can i get in on this orgy"

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:29 AM

and psi was like "more the merrier bra"

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:30 AM

so then one in the nook one in the butt and one dude he's sucking off one more guy comes over and is like "well more the merrier means me and my moirail can share this hole

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:30 AM

that was the moment it went from fun to "oh my god my life was a mistake"

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:31 AM

I woke up the cat laughing at Psi's regrets

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:31 AM

RIP PSI

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:31 AM

But what about other hole- ok no.

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:31 AM

Only dolphins.

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:32 AM

ArtIsArt : I mean, you could MAKE holes, but I think that's only Foster's kink

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:32 AM

psi actually really doesnt like hurting people during sex

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

like biting is the most he will do

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

otherwise he starts to get emotional

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

...... that's adorable??

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

CUTE

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

... Aww.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

LOL he thinks its a flaw....

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:33 AM

he thinks maybe he just hasnt found the troll he was really meant to hurt yet

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:34 AM

Everyone: AWWWW
Psi: >:[ ~~Weak~~

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:34 AM

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:34 AM

LOL TRU THO

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:34 AM

Poor Psi-butt.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:34 AM

signless like: maybe you should stop at 3 if 4 was too much

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:35 AM

If he were maybe he could take more!

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:35 AM

psi: FUCK THAT SHIT I AINT SCARED

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:35 AM

lol i mean he sort of has a pussy already because trolls

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:35 AM

LKSJDF...

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:35 AM

Yeah, troll biology... IDGI.

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

WHY DIDN'T HE USE IT AND GO UP TO 6 THOUGH?!

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

he cant fit two dicks in his mouth at the same time

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

what are you CRAZY

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

his jaw bone is in the way

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

anus and pussy stretch

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:36 AM

I mean. Sideways.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:37 AM

LOL like intercural?

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:37 AM

No, like sideways in his mouth.

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:37 AM

One in each side.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:37 AM

i....

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:37 AM

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:38 AM

I dunno I'm making shit up.

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:38 AM

EATING A HOTDOG FROM THE MIDDLE IS INADVISABLE REGARDLESS.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:38 AM

okay here's the plan

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:38 AM

7 dicks here's what you do

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

Oh good.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

two dudes fuck your armpits one dick per pit

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

two dicks in the lower holes

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

SLKDJFSDKLJF

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

one in the mouth

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:39 AM

if he didn't have eyes we could really break a record though

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:40 AM

an unfortunate mental image????

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:40 AM

Oh my god

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:40 AM

I once had a character in an orgy with NPCs who had no eyes... it was an odd time.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:40 AM

lol... maggie i can tell you didnt browse homestuck kink meme back in the day

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

wheezes

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

because let me tell you about some sollux fills friend

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

oh god

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

Honestly, Maggie knows me???

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

She should know better tbh

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

(He used them as handles though, not as gloryholes.)

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:41 AM

for some reason sollux always got the weird kink requests.... dont make me find the were-chair fic because i will

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:42 AM

omfg

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:42 AM

and LOOK I'M USED TO A LOT OF WEIRD KINK STUFF

@omixgirl10

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:42 AM

that doesn't mean the mental image isn't BAD

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:42 AM

you'd think you could only read one sollux/his bees fic and be like "thats it ive seen it all"

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

but then SOMEONE else would right the bee sex completely differently

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

and its like oh good. bees using their little wings to stroke that d

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

thank you fandom

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

I remember distinctly

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

With a bee like... putting its antennae in his urethra

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:43 AM

I was like well

@railehatesfun

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:44 AM

I guess that was probably inevitable

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:44 AM

But did they describe the bees dancing to direct the entire hive to him?

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:44 AM

it depended on the fic

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:44 AM

because some people thought he could communicate with them because they spoke binary with their eyes

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:44 AM

/nods

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:45 AM

so sometimes that was a thing. sollux commanding the bees to help him jerk it

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:45 AM

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:45 AM

I've heard worse.

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:45 AM

me too m8

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 3:46 AM

That's actually pretty tame compared to some of what's out there. /sobs gently

@akibara

Fri, May 5, 2017 1:32 PM

Oh my god i just understood what you meant by sideways and thats hilarious.

@ArtWildentanzen

Fri, May 5, 2017 2:58 PM

I'm glad you found it so!

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