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chatter, EDIT: PERCY TOPLEVEL FINALLY jfc that took forever to brain. ALSO MALIK NOW!
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PERCY HAS DOUBLE SKILL ALREADY.
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Ahh, psychic posts.
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yp.
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*Yup
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psychic posts of useful stuff
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Percy down... now for Malik. /lays down.
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HOOORAY BOTH TOPLEVELS UP
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just. ugh. everything has been hard getting rolling toplevel wise.
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/super late.
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yeah, since rl is kicking my ass, i doubt i will be able to, even though i have ideas
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Altair's gonna buy a horse at some point :>>>>>
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and cry when he sells it in a month
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sorry about your horse bro
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Malik is just kinda bumming aorund the city playing the Foreign Scholar part.
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Altair would be doing that too and making amanuensis copies of info but he also just really wants to go riding
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its been so long
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So he may ask Malik to manip some iron to trade for stuff, and maybe a change of clothes because he doesn't have any old-timey stuff other than his robes
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I would prefer Malik over Percy, but whichever you're up for is gr15!
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Malik will totally manip him up a second set of clothes and some iron for trading
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hi fake husband. c:
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hallo fake wife.
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how are you liking this low tech thing?
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...she is minding it less than she thought. AC and lighting matters less when you are dead and can see in the dark apparently. :|
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oh good. also hi, you look pretty in these cloths :V
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she thinks you'd like it better without them. melissa stop
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not in public anyway
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but yes.
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Altair's going to slowly abandon you two and hang out in the sane corner with Maria, Lupa, and Claudia
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please, people, distract him from the walking buffet of a crowd
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get yourself a horse and let's go riding
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next week we shall fuck off to the hills
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besides, they're just making eyes at one another. Malik knows how to keep it in his robes.
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He doesn't go running up towers to get it on with people :|
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Altair really has no room to judge and i still cant fucking believe its canon
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seriously. :|
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oh man, if we're going camping next week, then i really must try to toplevel, or at least tag out this mingle...
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i wanna get altair his horse and into at least one library
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I'm sure we'll be headed back in to town after fucking off to the hills fora bit XD
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yeah but what if everythings on fire
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literal or metaphorical
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LMFAO
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....no your brain went to the right place
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NO, ALTAIR IS NOT PLANNING ON SEX cant speak for malik though
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YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT THERE
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SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE
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AND YOU COULD PROBABLY USE THE RELAXATION
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HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD A WIFE
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~timelines~
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hey, Malik just wants you two to be happy okay.
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and pretty sure that you two having a healthy sex life is a good thing.
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Malik's seen them happy together, so of course it's weird to see them being polite and distant with each other now
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yep.
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ABOUT THAT
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oh asscreed.....
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Spoilers: in about 30 years, after Altair, Maria and their son Darim go on a family road trip to kill Ghengis Kahn.... they come back and there's a lot of tragic dying involved.
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it was a Very Bad Day
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worst day.
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he just had that sense of bad futures to come /le shrug
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when your former kinda friend turned enemy stages a coup... and pins the death of your other son on your new bff.
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Abbas is a dickwaffle.
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YEP.
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THEY DID INDEED KILL GHENGIS KAHN. with help.
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and then came back towards the middle east warning people about the mongol horde they pissed off.
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well, not this one, as it's way in the future
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but Altair did fridge several real historical figures in the space of a few months
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good luck getting him to admit to his murders tho
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I mean, Malik knows about how the Assassins who came before them! Egypt, Rome...
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Altair would at most describe people as anyone from his time might see them
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so much just.... not telling him things.
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welcome to people not telling you their life story for no real reason.
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"Who are you and why do you think we should tell you anything? We do not trust you. :|"
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riiiiiight
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you look european
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Altair lies without batting an eye even to the friends he's made here in Syn
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yeah, like.
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these two were raised in lying to outsiders from the teat
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To Claudia, whose job is to secret away dangerous magical artifacts, he conveniently left out any mention of the Apple
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yeah, it's more... lies of omission than outright bullshit?
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yeah, sometimes it's fun to just see what chars know when im canonblind
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so they're telling the truth! just not... all of it.
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so Altair's ignorance can be my ignorance lol
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Altair passes himself off as a scholar, which is... not a lie, but lmao
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and Malik is a mapmaker and former scout "during the war"
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Third Crusade.
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yep.
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...he doesn't really know there were more after it. poor thing.
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nah, he got nabbed for Traveling about 4 years after it ended.
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he's from 1195
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and Altair's from a year before it ended i think
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a few months really, i think? give or take.
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Ubisoft fudged the dates of his assassination victims and some other stuff, so it's hard for me to be sure
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....I'm not sure if Malik and Altair would know about Robin Hood actually. Idk if the story would have gotten to the middle east that quickly?
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yeah, how many soldiers would have talked about some hoodlum in the forest when they've got their king's orders to worry about
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It may have also taken a few years for it to reach there too.
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There's no internet for fast meme sharing
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There, enjoy both of mine
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Not sure how much I can do with Tal's?
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IDK if you want to change it or not because he'd.... just keep walking.
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Do you want a prince staring at you, Malik :|
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go ahead
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Later Jun's just gonna be like "why was I talking like that"
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because reasons
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welcome to being an infiltrator
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HE IS NOT ENJOYING THIS
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WELCOME TO POGEMON TIMES FOR MALIK.
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I mean that's fair
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shoulda been able to keep the mugs though
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he kept the "World's Best Traitor" one
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also SORRY FOR MALIK.
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ALL Y'ALL SITTING ON YOUR LAURELS.
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....MALIK. NO.
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Left it open there for him to eavesdrop I can edit it when I get to the netbook though if you want.
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up to you!
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If I can remember to do so I will. right now enjoying the quiet debating if I want tea or hot chocolate to ward off the slight chill this morning. Windows are open but feels good so being a lazy ass and not closing them
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fff stop tempting him Malik
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never
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your dad/grandfather didn't get to be king by sitting around, now did he.
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Dad yes, grandfather no.
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and who was a more respected leader?
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... I mean not wrong.
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