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If irony was a sauce, they would be smothered in it.
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all Han's getting off Anakin is "REALLY WEIRD AND DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS GUY but also he did podracing one time hell yeah"
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"sorry about your loss" he says to the guy who actually. helped murder all the Jedi whoops
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Luke watching this exchange like "Han are you trying to scam my dad. Han are you fanboying. Han."
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Luke can fanboy too, it's fine. Anakin would love that.
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Pretty much. He's just so, "Han, why?"
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He probably will eventually once he figures out how to deal. XD
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Darth Vader has adopted both of you. Be proud. XD
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Like they'll finally sort things you, Luke will get a serious look on his face, and then, "So tell me about podracing?"
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And then Han can be in the background going Luke plz.
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the second he learns it's Darth Vader he's prob going to do a complete 180 screaming "NO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU NUTJOB I DON'T WANNA BE ADOPTED"
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"Han it's okay. We're probably the safest people on world right now."
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Anakin is the creep that is like "YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE"
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"DARTH VADER!!!!"
"you were asking him about podracing when you first met!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS DARTH VADER"
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"You called? :-D"
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finally Anakin will probably know what it's like to have to deal with a rebellious sulky teenager
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ok granted Han is thirty-plus and he has valid reasons but also, never leave him alone in the same room Luke please
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
He'll have to separate them - one hand each picking them up by the scruffs of their necks.
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
Lando will popcorn.gif
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GEE LANDO
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THANKS SO MUCH
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
HEY IT'S NOT LIKE HE KNOWS IT'S VADER EITHER
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That's going to be a fun conversation. XD
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
objectpermanence: Also, may I add you on here? :3c
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
I was about to ask yippy the same thing
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
*you stupid phone
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"heyyyy guys uh, you know that nice guy asking after the Jedi on the network? with the yellow eyes? he's. ah. Darth Vader."
"WHAT."
"and also my dad."
"W H A T."
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I am just so happy; you're the first person I've ever met that's played Lando. X3
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YEAH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW IT'LL HAPPEN.
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
I'm the only Lando I know of. he's just too awesome to be contained
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
has Luke got any intro posts yet?
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Although I still want him to tell Han in private first. "Yeah... you know you were already acquainted with my father before you arrived here..."
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Not yet, I was going to have his intro be a top level in the awake portion of the event.
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Having him running around helping people that just pass out in the middle of the street.
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
typical Luke
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
what city is he in?
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Daddy will find him. >:3
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the horrified screaming can be heard all the way out to like. Maurtia Falls.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
HE LOVES YOU TOO.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Of course his love = death, so.
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
objectpermanence: Heropa, with Han. XD
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I'm just so looking forward to that inevitable meeting. No matter how much Luke prepares himself, he will never be ready.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
That's true. :-( Anakin won't be ready either.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
They can inner panic together.
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Also he's replied to Dooku on the Majority Report, not knowing at all who he is, because what is education on Tatooine.
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
This should be fun.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
LUKE
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Stay away from him at least!
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Because he is way worse than Vader, obviously!
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
/cough
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
What? He's just a nice old man.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
He took your Daddy's hand! D:
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...and at this point, Luke would be torn between, "GOOD," and, "...oh D:"
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Actually, no. "Gee, dad, like you did to me?"
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Funny how the past repeats itself, huh? Damn Siths and their hand stealing!
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
dang I'm going to have to think up more reasons to get Lando down there
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Beach. Hot ladies.
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
two very good factors
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
...your phone is more of a menace than mine. XD
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
No, I don't mom's.
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chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
hush you saw nothing
chris ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ
i stg, editing comments is 90% of why i plurk coin
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strolls back in blinks at everyone
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Han does not Like Dooku v much but he at least likes him better than Dude Who Tortures People For Shits and Giggles
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Hey now; he kills people for "good reasons" currently. There's no torturing yet.
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Yet.
poodle chaser
Dooku has never tortured anyone and any claims to the contrary are Republic propaganda
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
//asshole detective shouts "OBJECTION" in the distance
poodle chaser
/chokes detective into silence
poodle chaser
One of my favourite Dooku moments in the clone wars cartoon is when he's holding Anakin hostage and making demands to Padme while Anakin is being shocked
poodle chaser
And Padme's like 'You can't torture a prisoner!' And Dooku says 'Torture? I don't know what you mean.' While Anakin is literally being tortured right behind him
ส‚ฦ™แƒง ษฑฤ…ฤฑษ–ษ›ล‹
Dooku you butt. Also Dooku in my phone gets changed to Rookie. Vengeance.
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Han no
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