๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
If irony was a sauce, they would be smothered in it.
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all Han's getting off Anakin is "REALLY WEIRD AND DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS GUY but also he did podracing one time hell yeah"
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"sorry about your loss" he says to the guy who actually. helped murder all the Jedi whoops
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Luke watching this exchange like "Han are you trying to scam my dad. Han are you fanboying. Han."
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Luke can fanboy too, it's fine. Anakin would love that.
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Pretty much. He's just so, "Han, why?"
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He probably will eventually once he figures out how to deal. XD
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Darth Vader has adopted both of you. Be proud. XD
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Like they'll finally sort things you, Luke will get a serious look on his face, and then, "So tell me about podracing?"
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And then Han can be in the background going Luke plz.
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the second he learns it's Darth Vader he's prob going to do a complete 180 screaming "NO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU NUTJOB I DON'T WANNA BE ADOPTED"
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"Han it's okay. We're probably the safest people on world right now."
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Anakin is the creep that is like "YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE"
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"DARTH VADER!!!!"
"you were asking him about podracing when you first met!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS DARTH VADER"
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finally Anakin will probably know what it's like to have to deal with a rebellious sulky teenager
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ok granted Han is thirty-plus and he has valid reasons but also, never leave him alone in the same room Luke please
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
He'll have to separate them - one hand each picking them up by the scruffs of their necks.
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
Lando will popcorn.gif
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GEE LANDO
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THANKS SO MUCH
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
HEY IT'S NOT LIKE HE KNOWS IT'S VADER EITHER
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That's going to be a fun conversation. XD
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objectpermanence: Also, may I add you on here? :3c
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
I was about to ask yippy the same thing
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
*you stupid phone
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"heyyyy guys uh, you know that nice guy asking after the Jedi on the network? with the yellow eyes? he's. ah. Darth Vader."
"WHAT."
"and also my dad."
"W H A T."
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I am just so happy; you're the first person I've ever met that's played Lando. X3
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YEAH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW IT'LL HAPPEN.
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
I'm the only Lando I know of. he's just too awesome to be contained
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
has Luke got any intro posts yet?
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Although I still want him to tell Han in private first. "Yeah... you know you were already acquainted with my father before you arrived here..."
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Not yet, I was going to have his intro be a top level in the awake portion of the event.
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Having him running around helping people that just pass out in the middle of the street.
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
typical Luke
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
what city is he in?
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Daddy will find him. >:3
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the horrified screaming can be heard all the way out to like. Maurtia Falls.
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Of course his love = death, so.
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objectpermanence: Heropa, with Han. XD
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I'm just so looking forward to that inevitable meeting. No matter how much Luke prepares himself, he will never be ready.
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
That's true. :-( Anakin won't be ready either.
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
They can inner panic together.
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Also he's replied to Dooku on the Majority Report, not knowing at all who he is, because what is education on Tatooine.
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This should be fun.
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Stay away from him at least!
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Because he is way worse than Vader, obviously!
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
What? He's just a nice old man.
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
He took your Daddy's hand! D:
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...and at this point, Luke would be torn between, "GOOD," and, "...oh D:"
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Actually, no. "Gee, dad, like you did to me?"
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Funny how the past repeats itself, huh? Damn Siths and their hand stealing!
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
dang I'm going to have to think up more reasons to get Lando down there
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Beach. Hot ladies.
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
two very good factors
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
...your phone is more of a menace than mine. XD
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
No, I don't mom's.
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
hush you saw nothing
chrissed off ๐Ÿ’ข
i stg, editing comments is 90% of why i plurk coin
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strolls back in blinks at everyone
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Han does not Like Dooku v much but he at least likes him better than Dude Who Tortures People For Shits and Giggles
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Hey now; he kills people for "good reasons" currently. There's no torturing yet.
poodle chaser
Dooku has never tortured anyone and any claims to the contrary are Republic propaganda
๐•Š๐•ก๐•’๐•”๐•– ๐”ธ๐•”๐•–
//asshole detective shouts "OBJECTION" in the distance
poodle chaser
/chokes detective into silence
poodle chaser
One of my favourite Dooku moments in the clone wars cartoon is when he's holding Anakin hostage and making demands to Padme while Anakin is being shocked
poodle chaser
And Padme's like 'You can't torture a prisoner!' And Dooku says 'Torture? I don't know what you mean.' While Anakin is literally being tortured right behind him
๊Ž‡๊‚ฆ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊Œ—๊“„ ๊ˆค๊Œฉ๊‚ต๊‰ฃ๊ƒ…
Dooku you butt. Also Dooku in my phone gets changed to Rookie. Vengeance.
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Han no
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