ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
[work] boss is going off on his flat earth stuff again
miles you ass
holy blap
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
WE'RE UNDER A DOME EVERYBODY
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GRAVITY
miles you ass
wat
miles you ass
w a t
miles you ass
SUMMON
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Holly Deer
huh. Feels like it's been a while.
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slams in here with a terrible shriek
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THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT
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IT'S A GLOBE
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PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS
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AKFJAKAJ AAAAAAAAAAA
CricketMomJenn
Christ
miles you ass
/chuckles heartily with popcorn
miles you ass
Ok so like how flat earthy are we talking here
Maraich
If the Earth is flat, how can you walk all the way around it in any direction?
Maraich
Without ever coming to an edge
miles you ass
god's will, duh
miles you ass
but if flat earth why great circle navigation tho
miles you ass
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
He's stead fast flat earthy and likes to start arguments with science teachers
sneaky plane
ooohhh my goodoodd
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nooooo
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we've literally known the earth is round for millennia
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like
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we're talking ancient Greeks figured it out
Helluva Bix
jeez
Maraich
From my understanding, even when we typically think, "People used to all think the earth was flat", that wasn't necessarily true
Maraich
And people didn't really think that to the extent most people believe they did
Flash Bastard
One of the founding figures in my hometown's area was a big hollow-earth proponent. Almost convinced John Quincy Adams to fund an expedition into the hollow part.
Flash Bastard
(But even 'hollow' is still 'round,' which is a step up on your boss. Jeez.)
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
He was going on about there not being satellites and the sun and moon are like a yin yang
sneaky plane
okay look if the sun and the moon are the same size then solar eclipses couldn't happen because logically the moon would be bumping into the sun
sneaky plane
:V :V :V
miles you ass
[janitor voice from scrubs] "I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the back of the sun"
sneaky plane
the fact that we have such perfect solar eclipses is a very impressive cosmic coincidence re: the moon's size and distance from the earth compared to the sun's size and distance from the earth
sneaky plane
(or divinely set up if that's your belief)
Lofwyr
clearly the correct response is to enthusiastically agree "yes, it's totally flat and it's on the back of four elephants that stand on the back of a giant turtle!!!!"
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
^done that
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
Whenever he goes off I'm like ALL HAIL THE GREAT A'TUIN
miles you ass
Lofwyr
and?
Lofwyr
how does he react?
staticandteeth
Yeah,I think logic with folks who believe this stuff just falls flat 
, plus it sounds like your boss thinks it's fun to get people's goats about it.
, plus it sounds like your boss thinks it's fun to get people's goats about it.
ᗪIGITᗩᒪ ᗪEᐯIᒪ
He just laughs because he's a not bad dude, but he's fanatical about these beliefs it's like a religion to him