Cat status: I have finally found her weakness

I mean, aside form laser dots, feather toys, any kind of food, and physical affection.

I'm not touching you: Cat Edition

she stretches out so far, with constant cat-activation-noise

she can't understand why the petting isnt happening

i am satan but i am also victorious

awww

oh no

LMAO

oh my god

that's evil

Aaawwwww.

Mine rolls on her back and turns herself into a < and makes cat noises and does not realize she is entirely out of reach? And then gets annoyed when pettings do not happen? But this does not seem to change anything?