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[LoZ: BOTW] has someone written spoiler free fish fucking yet /the important questions
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1998: why would you want to fuck a zora??
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2017: ah, we see.
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bullshit i've wanted to fuck zoras since princess ruto
Ash!!1
i was about to say
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okay well congrats on liking fish tiddies
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BUSTS IN HERE WITH MY BISEUXAL FISHFUCKER ASS
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HO HO, NOW EVERYONE IS INTO ZORAS
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some of us like our shame to NOT HAVE ARBITRARY MAMMALIAN FEATURES
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meanwhile middle/highschool me: 'man link is an adorable kid what a cute des--woah WOAH nobody told me masks turnhim into a hot fish teen'
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I still want an answer to the first question
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yeah, dead guitar fish man was great
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but Ruto's fish boobs just creeped me out
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DEAD GUITAR HOTTIE LINK WAS HOT
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have you seen the hyrule warriors ruto, biz
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truth: my favorite line in all of the Zelda-verse is when the poe collector told MAGICALLY AGED LINK that if he had Link's good looks, he'd be in another kind of business, ho ho ho.
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actually, I have not.
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does she not have polygonal fish tiddies?
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polygonal tiddies. the nineties were truly a dark time.
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... I still don't see it. I'M SORRY. YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR FISH WIFE.
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OH WELL MORE FOR ME
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gonna marry impa.
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anyway look this plurk is about shark claspers
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CLASPERS!!!!!
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i guess u already saw the claspersucking i reblogged
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