I AM MISSING MY TRADING CARDS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST MALICIOUS ATTACKERS NOW???
Levi
I AM MISSING MY TRADING CARDS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST MALICIOUS ATTACKERS NOW???
I AM MISSING MY TRADING CARDS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST MALICIOUS ATTACKERS NOW???
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
use your fists or ur head Yusei
Levi
that only works on thugs
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
excuses 
git gud
git gud
Levi
Shulk can't criticize him
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
wow!! he'd try at least unlike Yusei 
its called improvising
its called improvising
🔪🔪SICK DAY🔪🔪
Consider swords
Levi
he doesn't know how to use a sword
🔪🔪SICK DAY🔪🔪
True and there aren't any in the game anyway smh
🔪🔪SICK DAY🔪🔪
But surely Shulk could teach him if there were
Levi
they could probably find a cheap piece of shit sword
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
YOU CAN MANAGE FINE, YUUSEI
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
(that is probably not how you fight with a gd sword why is your arm stretched out like that man BUT SHUT UP)
Levi
NONE OF THESE WILL PROTECT HIM FROM CULTURAL LANDMARKS TURNED EVIL
Levi
and also not protect his fragile self esteem
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
what self esteem
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
it's yuusei
Levi
if you get a microscope you might see it
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
smaller than a planetary particle
Levi
there's probably a reason his dad named him after such a tiny thing yes
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
how can such a tiny thing support bonds
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
(it's because they support it back)
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
*(remember that yuusei YOU LEARNED THAT WAY BAKCK WHEN)
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
HAHAHA
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
ouch
Levi
no u see it's precisely bc they support him that he has to do everything himself and try to fix everything and put unrealistic expectations on himself
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
yuusei that's not what "supporting you" means
Levi
sure it is
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
thats not how Martha raised u
Levi
Martha didn't raise him to join stripper dueling gangs either
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
LKJDSLJFDFKD
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
[martha voice] that Kiryu boy aint right
Levi
well, yeah
Levi
he's like what, a 21 year old recruiting 16-year-olds into his gang with questionable outfits
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
arguably, 14 or 15 year olds
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
not much bettter
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
this is why u dont talk to strangers
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
goddammit yuusei
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
you are not a good boy
Levi
he knew it he's trash
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
get in Yusei
get in Yusei
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
"everyone is important and nothing is useless trash except me" - yuusei fudo, 2009
Levi
"..but only I can call myself trash, villains of the week are not allowed"
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
well obviously that's because when they call yuusei satellite trash they're clearly talking about lal the other satellites and not me but when i'm calling myself trash it's clearly only me and nobody else is trash
Levi
why do i love this dumb boy so much
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
because he's trash
Levi
cries
TENtacle :3c
OUR CARDS ARE GONE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
ᴋᴜᴍᴀ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ!
YUMA HASN'T NOTICED YET
Levi
rip Yuma