Guys. GUYS. GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO.
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[FE:H] Guys. GUYS. GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO.
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Guys. GUYS. GUESS WHAT YOU CAN DO.
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....
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/eyes you
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Remember the big titty infantile pissmoaning explosion of twats (Hi I'm CC and if you're new to my plurk, there's a reason I adopted the name Swearwolf. Chicklet get out) over how Fates/Birthright was going to have the petting mini-game
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so the substituted it with blowjobs for your spouse (NOT CREEPY AT ALL)
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XDDDD
✶ȶօʀǟʟʏռɖ✶
yeah
✶ȶօʀǟʟʏռɖ✶
you just discovered we can pet them?
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\o/ PETTING YOUR WAIFUS IS BACK FOR ALL
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Shut up
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XDDDDDD
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I'm retardedly slow >>;
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I didn't even discover it
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Moosey showed me
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LOOOL
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/hugs
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so cute
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And I was like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AT LAST 
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"
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I just have the habit of poking at my idols in SIF so I poked the heroes in their stat screens and was "eeeeh they talk and show hearts yessss"
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I have been like that over every Birthright character too, it's awful.
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also female corrin pats your head in the castle lobby
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awwwwwww ;~; moe!!!! AH
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I'm okay
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you're perfect
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Hoshido characters I want to collect them like pokemon
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ALMOST ENOUGH TO PICK UP TREEHOUSE BUT NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU TREEHOUSE I KEEL YOU
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me too... excpet Hazama because I'm tired of getting healers XDD
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I don't have them yet :T
I don't have them yet :T
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Lissa is my only healer except I picked up Wrys in the special map today /ndo nod
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I hope they put a feature or something that will make max leveling chars give you a reward or something like in GB and SIF
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sweet
sweet
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I still want guilds
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I got Wrys in my first pull and was like "ah yes, Wrys as my first healer sounds perfect"
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XD
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and then I got Clarine and never again needed a healer
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I want guilds too
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XD
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but yes a bond system or a reward rather since charsa get a "our bond is amazing" dialogue upon hitting level 40
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oooooooh
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Eliwood throws Mark under the truck for you as tactician XDD
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he's all "oooh you're the best tactician I can't imagine having anyone else"
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so either you are Mark (so this isn't awkward) or poor Mark is just quickly forgotten
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asjdlkasjd 
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Terrible XD
shirogane
WAIT how do I pet waifus
shirogane
Do I just... rub their fac-
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... DAMMIT WIFEY SIGN OFF
shirogane
THIS IS SUPER AWKWARD NOW
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lolol
Drunksuke
Chris would likely want me to clarify that it was in fact not her asking about waifu petting
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what's wrong about asking about waifu petting
Drunksuke
If you ask me, nothing, but knowing my wife she'd be SUPER flustered
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anyway to pet waifus in FE:H just go to the stats screen
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and tap at them
and tap at them
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they will show a big floating heart and talk to you
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laugh, ask for gifts, etc
Drunksuke
Well hot damn!
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Tell Chris I pet all my waifus /touches yo' face
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/touches CC's face
Drunksuke
Oh my 
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Luffy-bro came over one day I was sad and patted me on the head and said "There there, it'll be okay." and I felt better and then he leaned down and whispered "But because this is America, this has all been censored because you can't handle it" and ran away
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/Touches Tora's cheek like 3rd doctor to Jo
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: Luffy-bro is amazing
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A Fond Farewell - The Green Death - Doctor Who - BBC
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HE IS That has haunted me ever day since
That has haunted me ever day since
Leanne No
Oho?~?
shirogane
oh my god Mark
shirogane
wtf why did you use my plurk???????
shirogane
HUFFS LOUDLY AND STOMPS ABOUT
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/touches Chris' face
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/touches everyone's faces
Leanne No
/touches Tora, CC's andMosey's face
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MooseChangerPat
MooseChangerPat
I umm... thanks?
I umm... thanks?
Netbug
too bad my husbando isn't popular enough to make it into the game like his whole thing is how nobody notices him
Netbug
I NOTICED YOU HUSBANDO
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XD HE IS IN the top 20 though!!!
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I think he was 11?
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Oh no apparently I'm wrong
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135th says Moosey
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SO OKAY
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but that's still way higher than a lot
Netbug
:'D