Customer service problems: Please, yes, give me all the run arounds about delivery dates. It's not like I used to work for you and know the scripts perfectly. Including the BS you're giving me now.

Placed an order for gifts for a gift exchange we're holding on Saturday

Placed this order using my Amazon Prime Two Day shipping

placed this order Wednesday before 4. When I placed the order, the delivery date was Friday

now. one of the items says Monday

and the lady on the phone has been giving me utter BS

some of the same BS I used to have to tell customers myself

and some BS I've never heard before ever

like. ever

I've been nothing but polite, because I've been in her seat before

but I want to call her on her crap so badly

because yes, yes, I know the entire speel about how Saturday and Sunday aren't technically business days, even though mail goes out on both of those days

but I'm sorry, wtf is this BS about 'your zipcode isn't eligible for same day shipping'