Plurk, if you're going to a party tonight please don't bring a seven year old child.

Nobody wants you to do that.

You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to bring two now!

See what you've done.

jfc, I hate when people do that

there's a time and place for kids and the answer isn't "All the places all the time"

I got a babysitter for my 4-week-old. I feel this.