[生活中找樂趣] 第三次辯論結束 川普：若選輸的話 我不但不接受 還要... “I think Donald just criticised me for preparing for this debate. And, yes, I did. And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that’s a good thing.” Hillary Clinton outwits Donald Trump, but he had the last laugh.
The Tory leadership election is a sort of X Factor for choosing t... “Stephen Crabb has come under fire for links to a group that claims it can cure homosexuality, and, having had a quick look at him, he’s definitely cured me: his beaming face is like a grim party game where blindfolded children have to try to place the eyes on to an identikit photograph of a murderer.”
“Surely even Hunt’s wife would rather spend a sleepless 72 hours gazing into a cracked-open ribcage than talk to him.” ... and Jeremy Hunt for good measure.
“I’m here at the Academy Awards – otherwise known as the White People’s Choice Awards. If they nominated hosts, I would never have gotten this job.” Oscars host Chris Rock addresses the #Oscarssowhite controversy.
“Venus and Serena have won four each.” Andy Murray corrects John Inverdale after the BBC Olympics host asked him how it felt to be “the first person ever to win two Olympic tennis gold medals”.
“We are the diverse Americans who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights … we hope that this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and work on behalf of all of us.”
“The cast and producers of Hamilton, which I hear is highly overrated, should immediately apologise to Mike Pence for their terrible behaviour.” @ realDonaldTrump politely addresses them back. （這句竟然上榜）
“He’s the life and soul of the party, but he’s not the man you want driving you home at the end of the evening.” Amber Rudd on Boris Johnson at the EU referendum debate. 哇，阿道夫還好意思說人?!
“Welcome to Negro Night here in Washington — or as Fox News will report, Two Thugs Disrupt Elegant Dinner in DC.” Larry Wilmore pre-empts the criticism that still came his way anyway after his turn at the White House correspondents’ dinner.
“I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.” Scientist Katie Mack responds on Twitter to a climate change denier’s request that she “should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!”
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson gives up after trying to correct rapper BoB’s assertion that the world is flat (“No matter how high in elevation you are … the horizon is always eye level … sorry cadets … I didn’t wanna believe it either.”)
“If you bury your face in the pecan pie, it absorbs your screams.” Stephen Colbert offers Mitt Romney advice after his infamous dinner meeting with president-elect Donald Trump.
‘Get that lie off your bus’: the year’s best slapdowns
「你這坨屎，把我他媽的歐盟還來啦！」
“I think Donald just criticised me for preparing for this debate. And, yes, I did. And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be president. And I think that’s a good thing.” Hillary Clinton outwits Donald Trump, but he had the last laugh.
“Stephen Crabb has come under fire for links to a group that claims it can cure homosexuality, and, having had a quick look at him, he’s definitely cured me: his beaming face is like a grim party game where blindfolded children have to try to place the eyes on to an identikit photograph of a murderer.”
... and Jeremy Hunt for good measure.
Charlotte Church, in response to Farage’s “I want my life back” resignation statement.
Oscars host Chris Rock addresses the #Oscarssowhite controversy.
Andy Murray corrects John Inverdale after the BBC Olympics host asked him how it felt to be “the first person ever to win two Olympic tennis gold medals”.
@ realDonaldTrump politely addresses them back.
（這句竟然上榜）
Downing Street responds to Donald Trump’s tweeted suggestion that Nigel Farage be the UK’s new ambassador to the US.
Amber Rudd on Boris Johnson at the EU referendum debate.
哇，阿道夫還好意思說人?!
Larry Wilmore pre-empts the criticism that still came his way anyway after his turn at the White House correspondents’ dinner.
Samantha Bee ponders Ted Cruz terminating his presidential campaign.
Scientist Katie Mack responds on Twitter to a climate change denier’s request that she “should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!”
“Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning doesn’t mean we all can’t still like your music.”
Stephen Colbert offers Mitt Romney advice after his infamous dinner meeting with president-elect Donald Trump.