[clam saga] [mariah carey voice] ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAS IS to know who clam is so i can dote on them in reTUUUUURN oooooh BAAABYYYY

i told jacqueline about this saga and she's dying.

idk im the only one both parts amused and frustrated.

because tbh this is the nicest thing someone's done for me in a while and also. it's fun!!

but then i want to tear my hair out

because curiosity like this CONSUMES ME

I'm somewhat envious of them, getting this much attention from you.

omfg

i. omg.

now im Extra embarrassed

i should be a normal human and divide my attention amongst my friends...

but no. gotta be crazy and focus on ONE THING.

Livin' da clam dream

they're. intent on the secret.